If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.