Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.

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Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.
CHARLES READE

Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
CHARLES READE Billy Wilder once told me, 'Make 'em personal,' ... 'But make 'em for the people.'
CAMERON CROWE

You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS He said now you're gonna have colored baby chicks aren't you?. He made it a point to come get 'em. M...
KAY JOHNSTON Great teaching - just plain old knock 'em dead, get it right, make 'em laugh, make 'em w...
ROBERT KRULWICH

I do have big tits. Always had 'em -- pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? ...
DOLLY PARTON

I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've ...
DOLLY PARTON

You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know ...
HARRY CARAY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES

And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and l...
HARRY CARAY

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON Tell you the truth, I don't remember. Maybe two years ago, maybe half a day. Soak 'em up and send th...
ROEBALIN BUSTAMANTE Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are as...
FRANK L. BOYDEN Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've be...
JOANNE HARRIS You've got to be like a fan at your show, just wild out. I make eye contact. I get in the crowd ...
SCHOOLBOY Q

You tell 'em, big boy; treat 'em rough.
WILLIAM FAULKNER How ya gonna find out if they're fresh troops if ya don't wake 'em up and ask 'em?
WILLIAM H. MAULDIN

Stories are the wildest things of all, the monster rumbled. Stories chase and bite and ...
PATRICK NESS So Chuck and I looked at that and we hacked on em for a while, and eventually we ripped the stuff ou...
BILL JOY You underestimate yourself if you think any woman would have to pretend to have feelings for you.
AMY TINTERA Of course I wasn't pretending!” The words exploded out of her before she could stop them. Heat spr...
AMY TINTERA Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down
JIMMY DURANTE I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em.
CARSON KRESSLEY I'm gonna wait 'til they open back up and go in there and operate with 'em, you know, check 'em out....
JOE HUNTER And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa...
WILL ROGERS Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!
TERRY PRATCHETT Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon 'em.
EMILIE AUTUMN Would be nice even I can get it back, you know. Whoever get 'em please no questions ask, just give m...
DARREN BENITEZ People are always trying to [mess] up other people's live's by telling lies about 'em. You wanna rea...
BRIAN BUCKNER A lot of the motivation for doing the 'Make 'Em Laugh' on SNL was because I had just fin...
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON Hang 'em first, try 'em later.
ROY BEAN Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN I fund ?em, Ralph builds ?em and Jim sells ?em.
BOB BALES Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
JIMMY DURANTE Tell 'em I'm coming back.
VINCE YOUNG They Don't Make 'Em Like That Anymore.
JEFFREY STEELE We just try to wad them up, keep 'em contained, have the running back stutter, and then our guys wil...
DONNIE EDWARDS They should make 'em more often than two days a year.
GLENN SMITH The girls were just going after it for bragging rights, just to give them one loss. Any time a team'...
KAREN GARMON I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.
EM BAILEY ... it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughi...
EM BAILEY Oh, bullshit. This isn't one of those stories, Avice. One moment of cack-handedness, Captain Cook of...
CHINA MIéVILLE We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of c...
ADRIAN EDMONDSON Don't stroke 'em, don't tickle 'em, just give 'em a ruddy good belt
FRED TRUEMAN Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus...
STEVE JOBS Thanks for being my best friend and making my life bearable. Oh, and sorry I fell in love with y...
LEIGH BARDUGO There’s secrets hiding inside this six-string just waitin’ for somebody to find ‘em and turn �...
BRENDA SUTTON ROSE Both teams made plays. When they had to make shots, they clutched up and hit 'em.
DAVE JAMISON God do I love to hit that little round sum-bitch out of the park and make 'em say 'Wow!'
REGGIE JACKSON I thought we were just going to water 'em and watch 'em grow.
JOSH LEWIS Stop saying drug use makes people lazy. Jimi Hendrix did a lot of drugs, even though he's been dead ...
BILL MAHER I've been very influenced by folklore, fairy tales, and folk ballads, so I love all the classic work...
TERRI WINDLING So, we decided, if you can't beat 'em, just join 'em.
RICK ALLEN Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
JEPH JACQUES He's a gritty, rock 'em, sock 'em kind of player. He gets in and mixes it up.
GREGG POPOVICH You kill 'em, we grill 'em!
BART SIMPSON Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL I don't compare 'em, I just catch 'em.
WILLIE MAYS “Smile it's gonna kill em.”
ANNA KAçAN Steal!--to be sure they may; and egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children, disf...
RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN You never know people, do you? You can work with 'em for twenty years; you don't know 'em at all.
JULIAN FELLOWES The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give...
JANE BRYANT QUINN If you can't lick 'em, join 'em
AMERICAN PROVERB if you can't beat 'em, bribe 'em
JOHN KOVACICH If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
GENE NUDO If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
SHERRY ARGOV Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for comp...
WILLIAM WYCHERLEY If you could only tell them that living and spending isn't the same thing! But it's no good. If only...
D.H. LAWRENCE If you can feel that staying human is worth while, even when it can't have any result whate...
GEORGE ORWELL I want to tell them thank you for all this stuff and that I am gonna make it up for them and try to ...
DAVID BARNETT If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I love it when people yell at me about the environment and then I tell 'em I'm burning 90% cleaner t...
NEIL YOUNG The kids eat it up. They just love it, and it's fun. It brings the exploration of science and math t...
KATHY HOY The faculty to think objectively is reason; the emotional attitude behind reason is that of...
ERICH FROMM And those who paint 'em truest praise 'em most.
JOSEPH ADDISON You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL If you can’t beat em, buy em out.
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL It’s better not to hold your feelings inside too much and express them to a dear one freely, than ...
ABHIJIT NASKAR Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won’t ever make em muffins.
STEPHEN KING i was told who knows better do better so more time you sit and watch let them talk you watch and obs...
TREVADO HIBBERT Daniel he can make people...he can shake 'em, he can get around them and he can finish.
JOE FAVERO Words of Emancipation didn't arrive until the middle of June so they called it Juneteenth. So th...
RALPH ELLISON They went to a box-and-one defense and did two or three other things to keep her limited. I'll tell ...
DAN DERSAM Women!” he muttered. “Can't live with 'em, can't escape even by killing 'em.
NAOMI KRAMER This team's got 'em in it. It just takes us a while to get 'em out.
DAN JOHNSON Have you never known a cruel wind? What an easy, balmy, tropical life you must have! I never tease, ...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE We give 'em baseball, but we give 'em a lot of fun along the way.
BUCK ROGERS I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make...
HOWARD HAWKS Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; De...
SEAN DONLON You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of h...
DOUGLAS ADAMS If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em.
BOBBY BOWDEN Life ain't like books. Books got somebody writin' 'em and tryin' to entertain ya. Life is more like ...
LAURA MONCUR I was always very grateful to 'em and am grateful to 'em now. I went back a couple of years ...
BUCK OWENS Who told you you couldn't come back when you're grown? Was it the same person who told you grown-ups...
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PENN JILLETTE Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point d...
PENN JILLETTE Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
PENN JILLETTE Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders, than from the arguments of its opposers.
WILLIAM PENN Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
WILLIAM PENN Let the people think they govern, and they will be governed.
WILLIAM PENN If men will not be governed by God, they will be ruled by tyrants.
WILLIAM PENN If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch indeed who will not give them to...
WILLIAM PENN Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt another, unles...
WILLIAM PENN A good End cannot sanctifie evil Means; nor must we ever do Evil, that Good may come of it.
WILLIAM PENN She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.
WILLIAM PENN Do what good thou canst unknown, and be not vain of what ought rather to be felt than seen
WILLIAM PENN Some are so very studious of learning what was done by the ancients that they know not how to live w...
WILLIAM PENN Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Moms. Never sleep with a woman w...
WILLIAM PENN A wise neuter joins with neither, but uses both as his honest interest leads him
WILLIAM PENN When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.&...
PENN JILLETTE Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
PENN JILLETTE I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosp...
PENN JILLETTE I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of ...
PENN JILLETTE If thou wouldst conquer thy weakness, thou must never gratify it.
WILLIAM PENN They have a Right to censure, that have a Heart to help: The rest is Cruelty, not Justice
WILLIAM PENN

Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.

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Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.

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