The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”<br /><br />The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes, very much, sire!”<br /><br />“Well, I did not miss this place!” Dionysus snapped. “I bear bad news, my friends. Evil news. The minor gods are changing sides. Morpheus has gone over to the enemy. Hecate, Janus, and Nemesis, as well. Zeus knows how many more.”<br /><br />Thunder rumbled in the distance.<br /><br />“Strike that,” Dionysus said. “Even <i>Zeus</i> doesn’t know.