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On its face it seems like an outrageous invasion of people's privacy.
TOM DRESSLAR
If it were (Is it not) outrageous that society should treat with such rigid precision those of its m...
VICTOR HUGO
The allegations of the complaint against SAC are outrageous and defamatory and SAC will defend itsel...
ALEX DUDLEY
The mainstream media has its own agenda. They do not want to print the facts. They have an agenda, t...
CURT WELDON
It's not outrageous to ask the School Board to keep its promise. We have to make them abide by their...
DON ROGERS
It's very easy to say everything is outrageous. But if you have an oil company that's setting up its...
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
A feeble dart short of its mark.
VIRGIL
Like an arrow to its mark flies the word good man's word.
PLATEN
It's crazy, it's totally outrageous, it's very upsetting, and I can't understand it,
ATOM EGOYAN
That is an outrageous suggestion. I find it cowardly and despicable.
JO MARSH
It's outrageous, ... It's an infringement on the rights of children.
JANET DAVIS
It had been an enormous, extraordinary, outrageous adventure. And it was deadly.
ROSALIND RUSSELL
The script came along and it was funny and it gave me the chance to play an outrageous character and...
JANE FONDA
It is the mark of great art that its appeal is universal and eternal.
CLIVE BELL
I kind of miss the hatchet days of Mr. Fairchild at 'WWD', when they really took no prisoner...
HAMISH BOWLES
Every paragraph in this report deserves a comment to refute its contents.
FAYSSAL MEKDAD
Firmware upgradeability is an outrageous assertion to be made at this point.
DAVE BORISON
Satire dramatizes better than any other use of it, the inherent contradiction of free speech that it...
TONY HENDRA
Quotations, like much better things, has its abuses
ISAAC DISRAELI
discourage its use.
CISCO SYSTEMS
Starwars is a phenomenon that deserves respect to come from a New Hope to the Last Jedi is such an a...
GARY F EVANS...
It isn't where you came from, its where you're going that counts.
ELLA FITZGERALD
FEMA has lost its way.
JOHN DINGELL
Every dogma must have its day
CAROLYN WELLS
Do whatever you like because life is short
SUJANā
You can have Jesus in your spirit and have an outrageous mess in your soul.
JOYCE MEYER
I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.
DAVE ALLEN
Sometimes you get an idea that’s so outrageous it’s bound to be really important.
BROWNELL LANDRUM
That comment was inaccurate, and its tone was inappropriate,
BILL HARRISON
Government loses its claim to legitimacy when it fails to fulfill its obligations.
MARTIN L. GROSS
So far, no one has even blinked. Most comment on the fact its still a lot cheaper than having to buy...
CAROL MORISAK
not comment on whether I still have an interest in General Motors or whether I will buy or sell its ...
CARL ICAHN
Dogs find me irresistible." He lowered his voice to a conspiring whisper, aiming to put her at ease....
JENNIFER ST. GILES
It's outrageous that I, as an American citizen, can't go and talk to someone on Mexican soil.
KIRBY JONES
They're paying me an outrageous sum of money; $40,000 a week, which is totally silly.
CASS ELLIOT
I don't have to try to be outrageous. I am outrageous.
NINA HAGEN
I could go on for hours about how outrageous this subsidy decision is. What we have here is a Nafta ...
HARRY CLARK
Its been a crazy ride. A couple of tournaments ago I wasn't even supposed to be here. But I got a Ma...
CHRIS BARNES
This animal grows like crazy, investing nothing in its shell,
CHARLES PETERSON
This animal grows like crazy, investing nothing in its shell.
CHARLES PETERSON
Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops.
THOMAS J. WATSON
Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops.
THOMAS J. WATSON SR.
A business is like an automobile. Its people its wheels, their passion its fuel.
AJEET SHARMA
It's an outrageous smuggling method, to place packets of heroin in the bellies of live puppies.
JOHN GILBRIDE
Patience – an ocean confining its waters between its shores.
MARIANA FULGER
Protons give an atom its identity, electrons its personality.
BILL BRYSON
An actual saga demands change, both in its characters and its world.
KATHARINE KERR
They say an interesting life leaves its mark on your face, and if that’s true,
she’s got on...
ANN AGUIRRE
You can't say from those numbers that anything was a failure, but it's not an outrageous success.
JOHN HARRINGTON
They're paying me an outrageous sum of money; $40,000 a week, which is totally silly.
CASS ELLIOT
Time is always moving and as it moves day night, night day the motion of time is clear, to many peop...
GARY F EVANS...
To have the comfort of sharing and laughing with genuine people who actually care is like taking a n...
GARY F EVANS...
It just reeks around here and sometimes its unbearable.
RITA FAUGHN
Every flow has its ebb.
FRENCH PROVERB
shrugged its shoulder and said, 'We don't know.'
DAVID LANE
While some of the retailers have been under a lot of pressure, Kohl has really held its own, because...
BERNADETTE MURPHY
That's what the playoffs are all about. Lyndon was much better than its record and U-32 is a very go...
SETH RICE
Microsoft is really going back to its roots here.
CHARLES DI BONA
It was blowing its horn.
JOE MORENO
because of its unreliability, incompleteness and inaccuracy.
LEONIE BRINKEMA
The events that happen in our lives make us who we are ,we can either give in to them and let them w...
GARY F EVANS...
Every advantage has its disadvantage
PROVERB
This is a way to get the museum back on its feet.
MARK SPITZ
Its stated policy,
RICHARD CHENEY
It's unrelenting in its activity.
RODNEY WYNKOOP
Its been here for so long. It's sad to have to see it demolished.
TOM WATKINS
Every rose has its thorn
PROVERB
Every path has its puddle
PROVERB
put Cambodia back on its feet.
SAM RAINSY
Malice drinketh its own poison
PROVERB
Looking for the ass on its very back.
CHINESE PROVERBS
And yet Its still moves
GALILEO GALILEI
Alright Brain...Its all up to you.
DAN CASTELLANETA
Motorola is big and bold enough to do things on its own.
NEIL STROTHER
It's very quick, its very efficient.
GARY STONE
We want it to be the institution that it was in its heyday.
PAUL NUNNALLY
It's a huge concession on the part of Lowe's to downsize, ... For Lowe's to downsize from its protot...
MIKE MCLEOD
That rolls to its appointed end.
WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT
stunning, unbelievable, bewildering and outrageous.
PHIL GORDON
A feeble dart short of its mark.
DAVID TUVILL
What is an epigram? a dwarfish whole, Its body brevity, and wit its soul.
UNKNOWN
What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
What is an epigram? a dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
When an empire fears for its survival, its prime has passed.
MARTIN DANSKY
We look for UC Merced's presence, its faculty, its research and its alumni to start an economic rena...
GERALD PARSKY
Modern science, then, so far from being an enemy of romance, is seen on every hand to be its sympath...
RICHARD LE GALLIENNE
The limit is not as narrow as it might be. I do not claim for this action, as it now goes on, an ide...
JOHN BATES CLARK
Reword and its an Innovation. Irony
TALEES RIZVI
nothing short of outrageous.
HOWARD DEAN
positively outrageous customer service.
BILL HYBELS
An America that inspires hope in its ideals must complement an America that inspires awe in its stre...
ADAM SCHIFF
I think what we're seeing is a gradual decline in the jobless claim trend from its peaks in the imme...
JOSHUA FEINMAN
I think what we're seeing is a gradual decline in the jobless claim trend from its peaks in the imme...
JOSHUA FEINMAN
An aristocratic culture does not advertise its emotions. In its forms of expression it is sober and ...
JOHAN HUIZINGA
As we descend deeper and deeper in this region its inhabitants become more and more modified, and fe...
EDWARD FORBES
As we descend deeper and deeper in this region its inhabitants become more and more modified, and fe...
EDWARD FORBES
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
GEORGE SANTAYANA
Its a funny thing, I noticed that when people are joking theyre usually dead serious, and when theyr...
JIM MORRISON
These fabricated and outrageous charges come from an individual whom MSG fired because of an inabili...
RON GREEN
This subpoena is really overreaching and outrageous.
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I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL
I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN
Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN
As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL