Terry Pratchett
Related My mother used to fight with me. She said, 'If you don't work, how will you eat?' I never refused my... LALITA DABERIA OSHO GLORIA VANDERBILT WILMA RUDOLPH NAOMI CAMPBELL MAYA ANGELOU SHIRLEY TEMPLE NANCY E. TURNER ISIDOR ISAAC RABI You know my mother thinks the waltz is indecent."ELIZABETH MAY STEVE JOBS VERONICA ROTH Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches tha... TIFFANY REISZ My mother told me once that she and my father agreed that I would not be brought up Jewish in Chicag... WESLEY CLARK I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw th... VING RHAMES There is no theoretical study of motherhood. You know, before I became a mother, I did play a mother... JOAN CHEN JOAN RIVERS You don't know what it's like to grow up with a mother who never said a positive thing in her life, ... JUNOT DíAZ If you try singling me out to my mother, she'll be down your throat. She has three sons, and she... LEE PEARSON Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my l... BRISTOL PALIN LYNN JOHNSTON ACTION BRONSON When my mother and father fell in love, my mother's family would never accept it. EUZHAN PALCY Playing Ann Landers is like channeling my mother. That combination of love and the enjoyment of life... MIMI KENNEDY There were times when I would finish writing a sequence and I would see the face of my very well-man... DOUG WRIGHT I lived with my mother all my life until she died, and I don't really think I knew her, because ... HARRIET WALTER My mother and my sister and my friends were there. I knew, however, that it wasn't the end and that ... CONSTANTINE MAROULIS GASTON LEROUX My mother died of cystic fibrosis before I knew her. I was two years old, and I don't remember h... JOHN LLOYD YOUNG MARIE ANTOINETTE A smart woman would have walked away then. She would have lit a match and set fire to the entire clu... A. ZAVARELLI ELIZABETH KENNY Everything in my life boils down to my mother. A tradition, which a lot of people do not know of, is... SONU NIGAM GLORIA STEINEM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE TYLER PERRY My mother is a natural care giver, ... When she would do something for me, I would thank her, and sh... ANGELA MOORE My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I hit one up the middle close to my... EDDIE MATHEWS We'd get in the car to go to the beach and mother would have rosary. My sister and I knew that was t... PATRICIA BRYANT I come from a magnetic field of Catholicism. I was baptised by my mother's family, who were all ... PAWEL PAWLIKOWSKI And have your mother put my head on a stake? Do you have any notion what that would do to my handsom... CATHERINE GILBERT MURDOCK ISRAELMORE AYIVOR KEVIN JAMES ANON. My mother would read aloud to my father and me in the evening. She read mainly travel books. BEVERLY CLEARY My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No.... RAYMOND E. FEIST It's all right, Tessa, you can go. We love you. You can go now.'JENNY DOWNHAM I wanted to drop the emotional hammer on Steph and tell her my thought: that I would very much like ... SUSAN SPENCER-WENDEL LYNDON B. JOHNSON ESAI MORALES And this note was a jittery time bomb, ticking beneath my normal life, in my pocket all day firecely... DANIEL HANDLER You have to go through channels and get permission from my athletic director [Laing Kennedy] before ... JIM CHRISTIAN My mother used to wheel me about the campus when we lived in that neighborhood and, as she recounted... RUDOLPH A. MARCUS She has changed my whole life after my mom passed away; she's like my mother, she is. GLORIA GOMEZ GEORGE CARLIN My father died in 1989 before I knew what I was going to do with my life. I had just graduated from ... PAUL GIAMATTI My parenting style is probably like that of my parents, because you do how you learn. My mother was ... KYM WHITLEY FRED ROGERS BONO CHER ILONA ANDREWS TAYE DIGGS My mother played the piano and my father the violin, I can remember my dad teaching me how to waltz;... QUENTIN BRYCE CAROL BURNETT SUSAN WIGGS ISABEL ALLENDE Another tug and a yank at my chestnut curls and she snarls at me, “You are so much like her.” GWENN WRIGHT ANNE BRONTë AESOP MICHAEL MORPURGO GINGER ROGERS She would not have done that to my mother. She and my mom were very close. She would have never left... ANITA GATTIS My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should... ANDY KAUFMAN RUBEN BLADES MARIE ANTOINETTE MARIE ANTOINETTE CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN FRED ROGERS TIG NOTARO My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed, and she would share her dreams with me. LIZ MURRAY MARTIN AMIS QUINCY JONES ALICE PAUL CHUCK PALAHNIUK It would never be both Michael and myself running because as a mother ... I would never put my child... PAULA ZAHN I tried to get my mother to move in with me, but she wanted to stay in her own home. When my mother ... CAROL REBELLO I tried to get my mother to move in with me, but she wanted to stay in her own home. When my mother ... CAROL S. REBELLO HOLLY HOOD MARIE ANTOINETTE J.D. SALINGER TONY DUNGY My mother was the worst kind of stage mother. She would make me and my younger sister and brother li... RENEE FLEMING Hate me if you want, you have my permission. AERIAL NICOLE MITCHELL RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well?... ANN TAYLOR ANNE TAYLOR (MRS. GILBERT) NIKKI SIXX A.A. MILNE DIANA LOPEZ WYNTON MARSALIS
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The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, bu... 
And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before my soul would rest. I wanted to belong - to ... 
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother. 
I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's ... 
love. she liberated me to life, she continued to do that. and when she was in her final sickness i w... 
When I asked my mother why crowds shouted my name and said 'We love you,' she would dust it ... 
Mama said it's probably because of Suzanne, and that you are never the same after a child dies. That... 
My mother made me a scientist without ever intending to. Every other Jewish mother in Brooklyn would... 
My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my fat... 
A son says to his Mother: "Mother, today I fought with my friend."
[But she was closer to her mother.] I adored my mother. She was very formal and proper, but she was ... 
You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter or a son, but i... 
My mother pretty much raised me to be a free spirit. Anything my father would say, she would tell me... 
... My mother, daroga, my poor, unhappy mother would never... let me kiss her... She used to run awa... 
I was a queen, and you took away my crown, a wife, and you killed my huband, a mother, and you took ... 
My mother used to say, "He who angers you, conquers you!" But my mother was a saint. 
But why didn't you leave? Why didn't you take my sister and go to New York?" she would say it didn't... 
(Pedro:) Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best
becomes you for out o' question you we... 
My mother was truly my saving grace, because she would take me to church with her. I would see my mo... 
My mother is my teacher
If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, '... 
Original Poems for Infant Minds My Mother
This is a moment that I deeply wish my parents could have lived to share. My father would have enjoy... 
My mother taught me when you go someplace, you leave it better than you found it. 
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and... 
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the ... 
I remember how my mother would bring us to chapel on Sundays... and my father used to wait outside. ... 
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother. 
My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.”
I complained to my mother about wanting to look less like myself and more like my friends. My mother... 
I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas. 
Pop, why didn't you ever marry again?"
There is no death, daughter. People die only when we forget them,' my mother explained shortly befor... 
If you would really study my pleasure, mother, you must consider your own comfort and convenience a ... 
The Mole and His Mother
A mole, a creature blind from birth, once said to his Mother: I am sure tha... 
When I think of Tomodachi, I think of your mother. Your mother, she too lose her baby. She lose you.... 
My mother told me I was dancing before I was born. She could feel my toes tapping wildly inside her ... 
I was a kid, and I remember my mother singing. She was also a radio soap opera actress, but my mothe... 
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you de... 
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you depr... 
I was born 20 years after my eldest sister. I was the pampered child. That kind of love gives you an... 
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for ... 
Even losing my mother, I wanted my mother. That's who you want instinctually when you're hav... 
Jane was my wicked stepmother: she was generous, affectionate and resourceful; she salvaged my schoo... 
I lost my mother when I was 7 and they put her in a mental hospital. My brother and I watched her be... 
I know my father believed and my mother believed in and supported the suffrage movement, and I remem... 
You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap. 
You're maybe eighteen. Your mother didn't love you enough so you decided to pierce your lip and bran... 
You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have t... 
You never know what's going to happen. My mother was an English teacher. If someone had told her... 
My mother does not own my hands, though she works hard to train them. 
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it... 
For those that don't know, my sister was born with Down Syndrome, and she was institutionalized ... 
You gave me Christopher Robin, and then
Do not sit next to my mother when she is watching one of her children compete because you will have ... 
I always read all these books about the slaves. My mother is very educated. My father would talk to ... 
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignor... 
In all seriousness, people think that it's the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has idea... 
I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect t... 