If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

I hate cats."
Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant.
"I SEE," he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters.

Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.