Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.
That's what being alive is all about.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.