Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is.

There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.

There's a door.Where does it go?It stays where it is, I think.