Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was glad she left them in. Nothing says "all is good in the world" like exclamation marks, after all.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

I'm going out of my mind, ( mind speaks ) Good idea, its getting pretty crowded in here...

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it

Something as artificial and human as an hour wouldn't last five minutes here. It would be dried out and shrivelled up in seconds.