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Related I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Numbe... DAN CASTELLANETA It does you no good to see the number two or number three man in the corporation-you have to get thr... STEPHEN AMBROSE I can say I was associated with the success of those other films that debuted at #1, I was in it as ... ANTHONY ANDERSON Any 1-2-3 outing feels great. Pitching effectively, that's the biggest thing. . . . I never set a nu... BILLY KOCH Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to ... RICHARD SIMMONS [When she interviewed Matt Damon]Is there anything you want me to ask you, besides your phone number... PINK Cantor illustrated the concept of infinity for his students by telling them that there was once a ma... PETER HøEG If, in a few months, I'm only number 8 or number 10 in the world, I'll have to look at what off-the-... JOHN MCENROE He told me that when we first met, he had said to a friend about me: “If I get that girl’s numbe... KIMBERLY NOVOSEL Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an "excuse me"... WILLIAM E. GEIST Write down the most important things you have to do tomorrow. Now, number them in the order of their... IVY LEE After three different institutes finished analyzing DNA fingerprints from number 2 and 3 stem cell l... ROE JUNG HYE Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an 'excuse... WILLIAM E. GEIST We never want to go into a tour and play 15 songs and say 'Enjoy.' We have messages: Number ... JOHN TESH New ideas pass through three periods: 1) It can't be done. 2) It probably can be done, but it's not ... ARTHUR C. CLARKE You know guys like me and Fuzzy (Zoeller), you spend three hours on the range out here, but you know... CRAIG STADLER Jill had three basic statements about life, 1. It is your life, usually with some added social ... NICHOLAS SPARKS If you want to invest in us, we believe customer number one, employee number two, shareholder number... JACK MA I have a number (when he wants to stop playing). I can't tell you (the number), but not real soon. I... DARRICK MARTIN The best parenting advice I ever got was from a labor nurse who told me the following: 1.... JODI PICOULT There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself. (2) Hire someone to do it for you.... UNKNOWN Life is like the game super mario brothers. Remember as a kid when you were trying to pass levels 1 ... VALERIE ROSE STERRETT When you call a 1-800 number to Lands End they're willing and want to pay for that call so they can ... JEFF BATTCHER I can think of the number of people who were like, 'I will never get a cellphone because I don... DENNIS CROWLEY You don't have to worry about being a number one, number two, or number three. Numbers don't... ORNETTE COLEMAN When I joined the Giants I wore No. 89 and had it for a couple of years. But I didn't like it. I did... AMANI TOOMER Obviously it's more exciting when you can get 2-on-1 fast breaks or 3-on-2 fast breaks. Maybe a litt... AMBER JACOBS New ideas pass through three periods: 1) It can't be done. 2) It probably can be done, but it... ARTHUR C. CLARKE If you do something really well, the entire world beats a path to your door. The number three, numbe... LLOYD BLANKFEIN You can't predict the number of years it will take for someone to find themselves, to mature int... DANNY BROWN I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone numbe... JARVIS COCKER My dream was always, when I was a little girl, to be number one and to win grand slams as the number... CAROLINE WOZNIACKI I want to say it doesn't matter, but the fact is that for some number of prospective students, it wi... JUSTIN HARMON The Rule of Sibs: If your sibling gets something you want, you (1) try to take it; (2) break it; or ... PATRICIA FLEMING Three life lessons: 1.No one will see you. 2.No one will say anything. 3.No one will ... ELIZABETH SCOTT Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick.
JAROD KINTZ Sometimes you feel like people go, 'Oh, he just does funny dances,' or 'That's cute.... CASEY NICHOLAW The headline number was much higher than anticipated. However, if you strip out the transport compon... ALEX BEUZELIN I'm going to be working the next 25 or 30 years. People like me, if we want, number one, for no ... MARCO RUBIO Every now and then you think about your life, what you would like to be, you start at Number 1 and y... ALAN VEGA I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone n... JARVIS COCKER Only my phone number and email are private because I don't want random people calling me. But I ... PAUL BUCHHEIT He asked about me and got my phone number. It was like two months later when he called. JOY WILLIAMSON I'll agonize over sentences. Mostly because you're trying to create specific effects with se... NEIL GAIMAN Here's how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her pho... RON WHITE A clock's timer that moves to touch number 6,will definitely get to number 5,it only requires time. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) You don't have to fight against being placed in a box any more than the number two has to fight ... MICHAEL NESMITH There is a perception that this event is not important to the players, but I can assure you it is ve... KIRK TRIPLETT I know I wore number 70 in high school, and then when I got to Virginia Tech, I decided to go with t... BRUCE SMITH Everyone else could get through to my mother: all they had to do was dial a number and wait for her ... SARAH DESSEN 37 is a lumpy number, a bit like porridge. Six is very small and dark and cold, and whenever I was l... DANIEL TAMMET I love Polo. I have a lot of Ralph Lauren suits. I got Dolce, I got a little bit of everything. And ... CHRIS PAUL Strangely enough, when the Sugababes' 'Freak Like Me' went to number 1, which was built ... GARY NUMAN It's never been done before so it was a little nerve-wracking. You've got three major stars and they... KATE RAMOS You don’t need a huge number of people with little passions to get a good job done. You rather nee... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Some conjurers say that number three is the magic number, and some say number seven. It's neither my... CHARLES DICKENS I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. MAE WEST There are three things that are important for a film. Number one is story, number two is story, numb... MARK STRICKSON I find it a little bit comical that Microsoft is going with the lower number, which I applaud, and y... ALEX VALLECILLO Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasie... GOOD WILL HUNTING I knew what it was like to lose someone you loved. You didn't get past something like that, you got ... JODI PICOULT We have a number of killed in the action in Nasiriya with the Marines -- I believe that number will ... JOHN ABIZAID Be careful, Angel, he says. When you stare at a man like that, he’s likely to git any number of nu... MOIRA YOUNG I was just caught up in the moment, that was a shot of a lifetime. Who would think a number 14 seed ... TYRONN MITCHELL One is the lonliest number and the number that defines me, not rankingly in a specific classificatio... JORDAN PETERS Not really. When I came on my recruiting trip, he told me I was going to wear the number. My uncle a... MIKE GARRETT One may have “N” number of definitions of living life happily with “N” number of believers o... ANUJ SOMANY I thought '23' was kind of an odd number, ... I asked for 14, and Yosh totally turned me down and sa... RYNE SANDBERG I was calling you earlier when your name and number flashed up on my cell’s screen. But instead of... SHAYE EVANS To me there are three things everyone should do every day. Number one is laugh. Number two is think ... JIM VALVANO Sunscreen is my number 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 tip. I'm a fanatic, partially because I live in L.A. an... ALISON SWEENEY The number 3,500 is not an accident. It's a number we feel we can get on a regular basis. And believ... JACK MCDONALD When you increase the number of gardens, you increase the number of heavens too! MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Number 4 should have been number 1. Thanks, Honey. JACK DEMPSEY This year we had a record number of eight applicants. We also had a record number of three that got ... DEBORAH PIERCE Pray tell us, what's your favorite number?"... "Shiva jumped up to the board, uninvited, and wr... ABRAHAM VERGHESE Number one, we played in awfully bad weather. It's just unfortunate when you play baseball in the Mi... DARIN HENDRICKSON He said, 'Get her to change her number. I don't care how you do it, scare her -- whatever you want t... FRANK MINUCCI I've been a great cover corner for a couple years and I don't have many picks, so you can't always j... WILL PETERSON We wanted to win today, get the magic number down to one. I felt good, but in the sixth inning I got... HORACIO RAMIREZ The number of cars trying to get through that area was pretty significant this weekend. We've got mo... GARY LEAMING Singing is still my number one. This whole acting thing, it's just for experience, and I just wa... CHARICE PEMPENGCO The starter is really hurting people. You're supposed to be down for 1 1/2, 2 seconds at the most. W... KIP CARPENTER Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasie... GOOD WILL HUNTING My publisher told me that the number of readers of this book will be inversely proportional to the n... STEPHEN HAWKING I think that if there is a large number of people here that it will get the churches talking. I thin... ALICE MCCARTHY That was a match we thought was going to be real tight and we were in it the whole time. It came dow... DANA TRUMM Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your b... ANONYMOUS Whenever you can be a part of something where the number one team and number two team are playing ea... LEE MELCHIONNI 1/1,000,000,000 Doesn't sound like a big number to most... but to me.... That's the universe. MARCUS GONZALES I look back and our best seasons have always been when I had a good number of seniors. That's the wa... ANGELA MOODY Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phras... ARTHUR C. CLARKE Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phras... ARTHUR CLARKE Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phras... ARTHUR C. CLARKE I think when you are an only child, parents are more protective and fearful because they've only... ROSAMUND PIKE Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? ANONYMOUS At the end of the day, you should try to remember that it's not about the number of followers you ha... MALAK EL HALABI I've become friends with a number of CIA agents who come here, but they really don't share that many... DAVE BALDWIN Once they don't exercise that option, their cap number is out the roof. If they want to carry that b... BUS COOK I spit on your happiness! I spit on your idea of life--that life that must go on, come what may. You... JEAN ANOUILH
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People are gr... MATT DILLON Red notification bubbles on any icon, including mail, drive me crazy. MATT MULLENWEG Oh, I think Janie Bryant is a genius. I mean, I think she changed menswear almost single-handedly wi... MATT BOMER That's the way this business works: if your movies do well at the box office, you will be offere... MATT DAMON Right before 'The Bourne Identity' came out, I hadn't been offered a movie in a year. MATT DAMON Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing peopl... MATT DAMON I have voted to make tough decisions in budgetary times, I've served on two recessionary budgets... MATT GONZALEZ I was always taught that the first rule of bunker play is to just get the ball out. When you have a ... MATT KUCHAR It would be lovely to live in a culture where calmness was the aim. MATT HAIG I think we get too hung up on categories. Obviously, the book market has to categorise things, and i... MATT HAIG What we have now is a situation where politicians get a whole bunch of money from mainly business in... MATT TAIBBI Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nost... MATT RIDLEY I pretty much got busted for everything, but I definitely stretched out my boundaries as a kid, as w... MATT BOMER The main thing that 99designs is about is choice. It's a fantastic model that eliminates risk fo... MATT MICKIEWICZ If you've ever questioned your faith, you're going to question it when you are burying your ... MATT BEVIN 'The Kids Are All Right' is amazing. The performances are insanely good. Julianne Moore is g... MATT BOMER Understanding is curing ignorance and curing ignorance is abolishing fear. MATT MARTY I've always been a guy that's liked a crowd and having people around cheering for me. I'... MATT KUCHAR Teenagers are in some ways the best readers because their imaginations haven't been narrowed dow... MATT HAIG I'm not Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys walk into a room and the room changes. I think t... MATT DAMON Two hundred years ago, industrialisation ruined the labour force. In the modern age, especially in t... MATT BELLAMY If I wasn't an actor, I probably would've tried to get a job with the Braves. MATT LANTER This administration will have no tolerance for the type of brazen disregard that Planned Parenthood ... MATT BEVIN If you took away all pain, if everyone lived forever, everything would be bland, flat and boring; th... MATT HAIG I felt cheated by the way grown-ups told me that the future of the world was bleak when I became a t... MATT RIDLEY In a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats d... MATT TAIBBI There are 100 million blogs in the world, and it's part of my job as the co-founder of WordPress... 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