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Life is like the game super mario brothers. Remember as a kid when you were trying to pass levels 1 and 2? Then you attempt to conquer level 3 and you keep dying too fast, while others far more advanced than you breeze through it and you get to see them through to the end conk the boss on the head and the princess waddles out. Well, I'm done repeating levels 1 and 2 which is now boring to me. I'm now on level 3 and I'm not giving up!!

Valerie Rose Sterrett

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