But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
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ANTHONY STORR Ambition is a lust that is never quenched, but grows more inflamed and madder by enjoyment.
THOMAS OTWAY Ambition is a lust that is never quenched, but grows more inflamed and madder by enjoyment.
THOMAS OTWAY Ambition is a lust that is never quenched, but grows more inflamed and madder by enjoyment.
THOMAS OTWAY I was out here that day, madder than a hornet.
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AUDRE LORDE The madder it makes you, the harder you need to laugh at it.
DESTINY BOOZE That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and ...
ALDOUS HUXLEY I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON A man speaking sense to himself is no madder than a man speaking nonsense not to himself.
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FRANK BARRON Stop thinking about fun and have it”
Homer Simpson
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DWAYNE BOWE Same first name as a president and an obscure comic book character. Half-Jewish. Excellent grammar. ...
BECKY ALBERTALLI God doesn't punish us.
We do that all by ourselves.
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CARLOS ALAZRAQUI What if they were allowed to choose their own mate? And chose wrong?
LOIS LOWRY If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
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GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
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PATRICIA LOCKWOOD It seems that it is madder never to abandon one's self than often to be infatuated; better to be wou...
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PHILIP T.M It seems that it is madder never to abandon one's self than often to be infatuated; better to be...
MARGARET FULLER We are what we are.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA When we are very young, our parents inadvertently program us to be what we eventually become.
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ANUROOP TYAGI We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.
DAVID MITCHELL We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
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ZYGI WILF If we don't need any Idol to worship God, then we don't need any religion to worship God.
YASMEEN KHAN We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT For years I played the what-if game. Maybe you're acquainted with this pastime. The rules are simple...
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~DOCTOR WHO Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see Am...
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DEYTH BANGER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES In periods of rapid personal change, we pass through life as though we are spellcast. We speak in se...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND There is so much balance to our conference. We just have to take everybody's best shot each week. We...
BRIAN ALDRIDGE Some positive persisting fops we know,
Who, if once wrong, will needs be always so;
But you wi...
ALEXANDER POPE But what if you're wrong?
What if there's more?
What if there's hope you never dreamed of ...
NICHOLE NORDEMAN You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
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GREG KNAPP Feast of Matthias the Apostle In religion, we are not asked to make up our minds, we are asked to...
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GREGORY ROWLAND We are responsible for ourselves and each other.
RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have.
CRAIG GROESCHEL I think that what went wrong with religion is the same thing that went wrong with politics. Is that ...
DAVE DAVIES God is God, but he has various names in different languages, and each strand of monotheistic religio...
JAY PARINI The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl...
ANGIE KARAN We are here to become great men and women, and with that purpose in view, we must eliminate everythi...
CHRISTIAN D. LARSON She is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
E. LOCKHART If we weren’t a dream but reality it would mean that God was very wrong to us.
SORIN CERIN We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.
PHIL ROBERTSON We cannot sway extremists with rational thought or with our ideas of right and wrong.
ROXANE GAY God is waiting to be gracious, and is willing to make us happy in religion, if we would not run away...
ADONIRAM JUDSON we
sat there
smoking
cigarettes
at
5
in the morning.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON I think that what went wrong with religion is the same thing that went wrong with politics. Is that ...
DAVE DAVIES The desert at night was black and a strange madder-tinted silver; the sky was black, and the great c...
RACHEL NEUMEIER We are excited that Matt chose to return to Charlotte and continue to build upon last year's start. ...
BERNIE BICKERSTAFF If we claim to know God, let’s reveal Him. If we say we are his servants, let’s carry Him
SUNDAY ADELAJA We want to get better and more physical each week. They play physical and they've got great players....
BOB SANDERS "Since we don't always get we want, the growth is in making what we get, what we want." - Simcha Glu...
SIMCHA GLUCK We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Really what we are focussed on is getting better each week. The kids keep competing.
TONY ARNTSON I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God a...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Every coach has an ego. Fortunately, Matt and I never shared ours with each other. We are kindred sp...
CHRIS LOWERY Matt has been a good big-league player. We'll make the switch to get him some at-bats ... give Jerem...
MIKE HARGROVE Matt did another outstanding job. He hadn't pitched in a week. He probably didn't have his best stuf...
AARON NEW Chewing tiger nut is good exercise for the mouth, i love its nutty taste
SOTONYE ANGA What do we live for, if not to make life less difficult for each other?
GEORGE ELIOT That's not a surprise (that the Belgians chose clay), ... But it's fine. I think we had a good week ...
ANDY RODDICK We don't necessarily always agree, but hopefully we make each other think, and that's what m...
VANESSA KERRY If you make God your best friend, you can’t go wrong.
VIKRANT PARSAI You see, the what ifs are as boundless as the stars.
SALLY GARDNER If you're white and you're wrong, then you're wrong; if you're black and you're ...
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MATT HAIG I think we get too hung up on categories. Obviously, the book market has to categorise things, and i...
MATT HAIG What we have now is a situation where politicians get a whole bunch of money from mainly business in...
MATT TAIBBI Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nost...
MATT RIDLEY I pretty much got busted for everything, but I definitely stretched out my boundaries as a kid, as w...
MATT BOMER The main thing that 99designs is about is choice. It's a fantastic model that eliminates risk fo...
MATT MICKIEWICZ If you've ever questioned your faith, you're going to question it when you are burying your ...
MATT BEVIN 'The Kids Are All Right' is amazing. The performances are insanely good. Julianne Moore is g...
MATT BOMER Understanding is curing ignorance and curing ignorance is abolishing fear.
MATT MARTY I've always been a guy that's liked a crowd and having people around cheering for me. I'...
MATT KUCHAR Teenagers are in some ways the best readers because their imaginations haven't been narrowed dow...
MATT HAIG I'm not Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys walk into a room and the room changes. I think t...
MATT DAMON Two hundred years ago, industrialisation ruined the labour force. In the modern age, especially in t...
MATT BELLAMY If I wasn't an actor, I probably would've tried to get a job with the Braves.
MATT LANTER This administration will have no tolerance for the type of brazen disregard that Planned Parenthood ...
MATT BEVIN If you took away all pain, if everyone lived forever, everything would be bland, flat and boring; th...
MATT HAIG I felt cheated by the way grown-ups told me that the future of the world was bleak when I became a t...
MATT RIDLEY In a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats d...
MATT TAIBBI There are 100 million blogs in the world, and it's part of my job as the co-founder of WordPress...
MATT MULLENWEG When you look at things like Flickr and Youtube, they are specialised blogging systems, so why hasn&...
MATT MULLENWEG A group of adventurers is known as a "party," and not just because they like to celebrate their succ...
MATT FORBECK