Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.