I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.