Ellen DeGeneres
Related ELLEN DEGENERES I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES KURT COBAIN Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?” “I’m nothing special. I’m drowning,” I... IF I WAKE I’d scream, but I have no voice. The bullies stole it from me IF I WAKE You said I don’t exist in one life. What if each of these lives are designed to teach you a lesson... IF I WAKE I’m William James Carter. My friends call me Will,” he says. “I’m Lucy Janette Phillips,” ... IF I WAKE She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins IF I WAKE KURT VONNEGUT I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical. PAUL RUDD I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall... SELENA GóMEZ when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD SONAKSHI SINHA VICTORIA MORAN You were blackout drunk the night before if you wake up and have no idea where you are and why. TRENT JOHNSON We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want... IAN WILLIAMSON BETHENNY FRANKEL Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL ADRIEN BRODY I'm a morning bird. I love getting up before it's light out if it's possible. I wake up,... ELLIE KEMPER It's like getting drunk and going to the police and saying, 'Lock me up, I can't help myself!' JAMES SHANNON BETH DITTO Being a loner has helped me achieve that self made position, thought there have been helps from here... OLASOT NORA ROBERTS I enjoy the old-fashioned idea of, like, 'His Girl Friday' and 'Bringing Up Baby', t... JUDY GREER We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for... DAN MARINO FRANK SINATRA CHRISTINA AGUILERA I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH Some days i wake up ready to take one huge risk, push myself past the limits of my mind and body, bu... AMIR RIVEROLL DOUGLAS COUPLAND I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she&#... MEGYN KELLY I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES DONALD TRUMP, JR. I came up the old-fashioned way - tea boy, cutter, focus-puller, cinematographer - but I wasn't ... NICOLAS ROEG LIL WAYNE I want YOU to wake up tierd
From running in MY dreams at night
I want YOUR lips to be aching
From ki... FEMALE IMAGINATION Before we start filming, I have a strong idea of the look and the feel that I want to create, and I&... DANIEL BARBER We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early... DAN MARINO STEVEN WRIGHT Sometimes I feel if I could fly away like a bird in the sky.Sometimes I feel if I could disappear li... NISHI DE SILVA PAULA DEEN I don't think the music that I do is nostalgic in any way; I don't think about going back to... IMELDA MAY TIM THARP HARRY S TRUMAN I will believe it when I touch the trophy, not before. They are young. It's all right, they can drea... CLAUDIO RANIERI ELLEN DEGENERES GINGER ROGERS when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... DALLY SALAD BHARATI MUKHERJEE SCOTT ADAMS I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve... AARON KATZ I dont want to be broke down I want to be built up and vice versa I dont want to break down but buil... HEATHER MONTANO FRANK SINATRA VENUS WILLIAMS SEBASTIAN COE That mirror, that's one I hate to let go, he said. That was my daughter's the whole time she was gro... DAVID WROBLEWSKI Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old. BAM MARGERA My schedule is usually pretty busy, so when I wake up in the morning, first thing I usually do is tu... NOLAN GOULD Aunt Dottie and Aunt Mae would get up there and sing the same song - 'I was drunk last night, dear M... JOYCE GIBSON GEORGE R. R. MARTIN I was too old-fashioned male-chauv to allow that; we discussed for a minute and I wound up with the ... JOE HALDEMAN MATISYAHU i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD MAHATMA GANDHI MAHATMA GANDHI I've been told my work is old fashioned, in a good way. Now that all my kids are growing up and leav... JANE CHOC The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul. BILLY EICHNER That was such a motivating factor for me because, inside, I didn't feel like I earned it. I promised... GREG PRIOLEAU I mean, that's another big surprise of the show, is that I see sixteen year old people who recog... STEVE BURNS What person would walk a toddler over the train tracks. Even if her baby is in that stroller -- her ... NICOLE WILSON I am nine months pregnant. I'm due to deliver this baby Monday at 7 a.m. That's why I'm not going. SARAH OLDMIXON EMO PHILIPS I dream at night and then I live the dream when I wake up. LUIS F. GOUVEIA You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW LADY GAGA Rob started off real good and I started off slow but in the fourth quarter I came up with it. We're ... ISAIAH TUCKER HOWARD STERN ANDREW TAN ADAM DRIVER DERRICK ROSE AHMED MOSTAFA AL FRANKEN I went to a psychiatrist (NBC insisted we all go) and told her I had been through traumatic experien... RICHARD ENGEL WILLIAM HURT BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY AUNJANUE ELLIS I love my job. I wake up in the morning, and I am ready to come to work, ... I guess when I wake up ... GEORGE COLEMAN RAY ROMANO A good night's sleep is always the best way to wake up and go to work. CHANEL IMAN BO JACKSON CHARLES MICHAEL DAVIS Growing up as a young kid, I was in a restaurant. So, you know, I always had a very good understandi... GRANT ACHATZ DAN RATHER JIMI HENDRIX Music enables me to cleanse and shed the things that I feel are holding me back from growing, or gro... DAMIEN RICE DAVID SANBORN
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Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar..................... 
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