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Joe Haldeman

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JOE NAMATH Today I am announcing my support for Senator Barack Obama for President of the United States of Amer...
JOE ANDREW I know my destiny. I was born into animosity, bigotry and hatred. We had water for white folks, and ...
JOE FRAZIER The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the H...
JOE BARTON The 21st century is going to be the American century. Because we lead not only by the example of our...
JOE BIDEN Working in a restaurant means being part of a family, albeit usually a slightly dysfunctional one. N...
JOE BASTIANICH I think it says wonders about people that can write an entire album, and put out an entire album of ...
JOE NICHOLS Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs...
JOE BARTON Ever since John Kennedy, Democrats have had a weakness for dashing younger men like Bill Clinton and...
JOE KLEIN Presumptuous for me to say, but at least - at a minimum - I've been able to influence the direct...
JOE BIDEN I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothin...
JOE MANDE After I hurt the knee, football wasn't nearly as much fun. I was limited. But you make do with w...
JOE NAMATH The promise of education reform can never be fulfilled without adequate funding, and by shortchangin...
JOE LIEBERMAN There's good art and there's bad art. A lot of action films are bad art, but Paul Greengrass...
JOE WRIGHT