Ellen DeGeneres
Related i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) KURT COBAIN KURT COBAIN GERARD WAY I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak... NERISSA IRVING You'll never find another like me because im the original. RACHEL W i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical. PAUL RUDD No matter what happens or what you go through im here for you i always will be.No one will keep me f... NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO TUPAC SHAKUR I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall... SELENA GóMEZ LEWIS CARROLL THOMAS F. HEALEY when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD LIL WAYNE Today my mouth is bigger than my heart.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
But, I'm sorry. I Love Y... FEMALE IMAGINATION you really think im happy what just because i smile haha thats a joke is the devil good just because... AMBER FAITH HUN JODI PICOULT Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev... RAKSHAN BHANDARY When you take your step your dream comes true,you see the sky with fluffy clouds you take your breat... SELENA GóMEZ We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want... IAN WILLIAMSON sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud,
and it kills me...
but i d... SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST i can go on all day pretending to be happy an fooling the world and leave you wondiring when im gone... AMBER FAITH HUN Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i... ED GOLOD MITCH HEDBERG We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system... BOB SHIMP when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... DALLY SALAD the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi NICK HILL ADRIEN BRODY Im telling you, my heart was beating in my throat over the last four holes. This is a huge opportuni... THOMAS AIKEN I honestly can't take this anymore. I just cant stand it seeing you with him any longer. I tried to ... MAHMOUD EL HALLAB VIRGINIA EUWER WOLFF My doctor said I dont use the same side of the brain everyone else uses. lol.. Im insane laawwwwdd .... NERISSA IRVING The Ellen DeGeneres show called, and they are interested in Ian. We didn't expect anything like that... IAN GILCHRIST NIKKI ROWE Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,... NOT YER TYPICAL DORK Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it. MEGYN KELLY HARRY S TRUMAN Some days i wake up ready to take one huge risk, push myself past the limits of my mind and body, bu... AMIR RIVEROLL I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, ... CAITRIONA BALFE JOHN DAVID ANDERSON ANONYMOUS ELLEN DEGENERES HERB CAEN I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she&#... MEGYN KELLY Discontent comes from two sources alone: Not having dreams, or not pursuing the ones you have. No on... JOHN KRAMER Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Ever feel like everything is just moving to fast,and you just dont know how to keep up NADIRA AHMED Have you tried to talk to her?"LYNSAY SANDS I have a painter's memory. I can remember things from my childhood which were so powerfully impr... PAULA FOX I'm sorry, I will not change what I am or pretend to be something else just so that you will like me... BROOKE HAMPTON Just like email, instant messages can be used as evidence in a legal case. So it pays to make sure y... ED GOLOD ISAAC MARION SAMANTHA YOUNG All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done. TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and sa... VICKI LAWRENCE LIL WAYNE I can remember looking up and seeing my dad just beaming. I don't think I've ever seen him beam like... RANDY BRADLEY You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up... ONE DIRECTION My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot
im a phenominon
i had to interpose NOBLE DA GENIUS MICHAEL JORDAN We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ... CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN Since Im going to beat her again the 3rd time ....may opponent in scrabble asked me- Have you been r... MELGA AGUILLON JESSE MCCARTNEY I feel like I have so many middle-aged women who look up to me. DANA TORRES I was like the last player on the roster. I was waiting to get released. I remember him treating me ... TERRY FRANCONA [After Dan Harris left his job at WCSH-TV in Portland, Maine, he had some trouble on the job market.... DAN HARRIS Prices are rising, but not fast enough to prompt the central bank to raise interest rates. Inflation... IM NO JUNG I expect consumer spending to continue to improve. The central bank is likely to raise interest rate... IM NO JUNG The negative impact of high international oil prices was big in August. We can still expect a recove... IM NO JUNG Im trending therefore I am. EDWARD SQUIRE I think I said something mean when I was little, and my mother snapped on me. I was just like, '... CRAIG ROBINSON I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve... AARON KATZ HOMER SIMPSON I just want to be smart like other pepul so I can have lots of frends who like me. DANIEL KEYES I have a very, very good memory, and I always remember the people who have done right by me and the ... KEVIN LOVE I'm sorry, I'm sorry I hurt you. But you don't deserve me. You deserve someone who isn't afraid of l... A BROKEN HEARTED GIRL LEWIS CARROLL Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre... BRIAN DONAHUE Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre... BRIAN DONAHUE Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy. DONALD C HALL Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten. CARSTEN K. RATH I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli... BENJABR, HASSAN
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i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not 
dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo... 
Im okay Im okay now.
Expect me nigga like you'd expect jesus to come back expect me nigga im coming. 
have i gone mad?
Dont strew me with roses after Im dead. When Death claims the light of my brow,No flowers of life wi... 
im the one who has to die when its time for me to die. so let me live my life the way i want to 
They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out? 
I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'... 
The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 
If you dont like me, Walk away , Matter of fact Run Away 
I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl... 
Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr... 
Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. 
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution.
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. 
I like how you remember things,’ I say.
No one will ever understand like I do. You’re so different with me, baby. You take care of me. You... 
try and kick me while im down ill break ur leg 
I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish. 
I remember being, like, 5 years old, and my dad took me to a Yankees-Mets game. My dad had me on his... 
Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them! 
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we... 
I would love for the world to be happier.