He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.


Fred A. Allen

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They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace - / Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
A. A. MILNE
'Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?' 'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh. Af...
A. A. MILNE
An Expedition to the North Pole.
A. A. HODGE
The more he looked inside the more Piglet wasn't there
A. A. MILNE
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
A. A. MILNE
We can't all, and some just don't. That's all there is to it.
A. A. MILNE
Tiggers don't like honey.
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He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't...
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Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares! [Christopher Robin is saying his prayers]
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Christopher Robin had a question to ask first, and he was wondering how to ask it."Well," he said at...
A. A. MILNE
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than...
A. A. MILNE
"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to you...
A. A. MILNE
A church has no right to make anything a condition of membership which Christ has not made a conditi...
A. A. HODGE
Faith must have adequate evidence, else it is mere superstition.
A. A. HODGE
Whatever fortune brings, don't be afraid of doing things.
A. A. MILNE
For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.
A. A. MILNE
How sweet to be a Cloud Floating in the Blue!
A. A. HODGE
A writer wants something more than money for his work: he wants permanence.
A. A. MILNE
No sensible author wants anything but praise.
A. A. MILNE
I gave up writing children's books. I wanted to escape from them as I had once wanted to escape ...
A. A. MILNE
We're going to fight racism not with racism, but we're going to fight with solidarity. We sa...
FRED HAMPTON
I would suggest maintaining a life and a career outside the Industry. This is a fickle business and ...
FRED SAVAGE
I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to hav...
FRED HAMPTON
Investing in management means building communication systems, business processes, feedback, and rout...
FRED WILSON