[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.