I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.