Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.

I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.