I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.

I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.

You can't please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.