Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.


Zach Anner

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Humour allows people to exhale a little.
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I want to make sure that people know that I can only be myself - I can't be a spokesperson for p...
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I think people like musicals. And when done with a modern comedic sensibility, musical comedy can be...
RACHEL BLOOM
The cause of the mishap appears to be mismanagement.
SALAHUDDIN HAIDER
I think he's the most graceful comedic performer of the century,
CONAN O'BRIEN
The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom too fine spun
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
The most exquisite Folly is made of Wisdom spun too fine.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Even if I tried to be my dad, it would be a mediocre, slightly embarrassing version.
JASON RITTER
No professional is immune to the occasional work mishap. Acknowledging an awkward situation, apologi...
DIANE DOMEYER
The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
KHALIL GIBRAN
The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
KAHLIL GIBRAN
A thrilling story can be dull if told badly, but even the most mundane event can be elevated into a ...
JOHNNY RICH
It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever been through,
LARRY PHILLIPS
Maybe growing up means disappointing the people we love.
NICOLA YOON
That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ
Even the most terrible beginnings can turn into beautiful endings when the direction is changed.
APOORVE DUBEY
It was very embarrassing for the president of China to have to withstand that. This is the one thing...
DEREK MITCHELL
Zach didn't even have to go to a third set in any of his matches.
DAVE WEISFELDT
Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally emba...
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Even the most kindest person in the world, can be the most cruelest person.
PUREDRAGONWOLF
Rich, supple and shining, it was in its prime capable of effortlessly soaring from a smoky mezzo to ...
MICHAEL WALSH
Ô, Sunlight! The most precious gold to be found on Earth.
ROMAN PAYNE
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care...
ANDY WARHOL
There was a little added pressure after last year's mishap. I just wanted to get it around.
LAURYN WILLIAMS
My mind spun like the flywheel on an antique John Deere, merry-go-round during second-grade recess, ...
DENNIS VICKERS
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take ...
ANDY WARHOL
Even a teenager here can identify pure gold. So we cannot afford any cheating.
ABDUL KARIM
Ooh, it's too embarrassing to share my innermost romantic secrets - although I have written Dani...
GARY LINEKER
Any medal would be good. A big gold one even better.
SHAUN WHITE
It's hard enough for Zach to be finding himself. To get himself into counts like that is not going t...
BOB APODACA
Before you dive in head first, make sure the water is not shallow.
KATHERINE DIVOLIS
He probably would have run sub-41 (without the mishap).
DAVE BEELER
Zach had once heard the president described as "the most dangerous narcissist alive, because the wor...
CHRISTOPHER FARNSWORTH
Still, even when false, legends can be most informative.
TIMOTHY ZAHN
Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painfu...
PAULA DANZIGER
Our goal was to cut out the cheesiness. We spun it around into a show to watch.
BRIAN MEHLER
Your attitude of serving the Lord can transform even the most menial of tasks into a magnificent sac...
ELIZABETH GEORGE
Life's irony;Some need to endure a lot of mishap inside marriage,just to be branded married.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Do not blame the local groups for B&B productions mishap.
JOE JAMES
Be yourself, be who you can be.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
MARK TWAIN
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold
MARK TWAIN
In many ways, not fitting in has been a comedic asset and a comedic resource.
JACK DEE
That from small fires comes oft no small mishap.
GEORGE HERBERT
JFK had a way of grabbing grandeur from mishap.
DAVID PIETRUSZA
My mortal foe can no ways wish me a greater harm than England's hate; neither should death be le...
ELIZABETH I
No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and silver
KAHLIL GIBRAN
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap
PUBLILIUS SYRUS
I wanted to get it over with. I didn't want a mishap. He's not in my league. It's a nice way to fini...
MONTELL MARION
I blush so easily. Even when I'm not embarrassed, I blush. It's so embarrassing.
BRENDA HODNETT
The big thing is, will [Ryan Beck] be spun off next year?
ANTHONY POLINI
The most he can live, the most, even if he has an operation, the doctor told me, would be a year,
JERRY RAY
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HAROLD RAMIS
Some things, like the orbits of the planets, can be calculated far into the future. But that's a...
MARTIN REES
When he (Schumacher) spun, it was a shock,
RUBENS BARRICHELLO
If [Schwarzenegger] is rejected, it would be embarrassing. If he prevails, then he'll have a lot of ...
BILL WHALEN
Well, I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger," mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his carful stalk...
ERIN HUNTER
No milk. It is black coffee, pure but strong, that fortifies against the powers of darkness with whi...
ROBERT AICKMAN
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was wrong with my life. In the end, of cours...
JON KRAKAUER
Most of the (blocks) are legal. (But) it doesn't matter if they're legal or not. Fifteen yards isn't...
MIKE PRICE
If journalism is the first draft of history, then talk radio provides an early glimpse into how the ...
JACKSON KATZ
Even the brightest,most educated of all can be ignorant in their own smart ways.
INAAM ABDULKARIM
A lot of stand-up comedy is embarrassing: too many idiots doing it in orange neckties against brick ...
TRACEY ULLMAN
A fully bilingual young man like Zach Rubio should be considered an asset to the community.
JANET MURGUIA
Is there anything more embarrassing than sailing into battle with half-finished figureheads? -Loki
RICK RIORDAN
Both the constables were roommates in the servants quarter of the embassy and initial investigation ...
SHALINI SINGH
For the ignorant, even the most stupid things can be accepted as the most perfect! They can easily d...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN
Get what you can, and what you get hold, 'Tis the stone that will turn all your lead into gold
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
I told Eric that before he could win five he had to win four. If (Zach) can stay injury-free, I feel...
RON SANDERS
Now she is ignoring me as first

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DEYTH BANGER
Mom took me off the BiPAP, I tethered myself to a portable tank, and stumbled into my bathroom to br...
JOHN GREEN
I have never seen the Philosopher's Stone that turns lead into Gold, but I have known the pursuit of...
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Always be thankful for the little things... even the smallest mountains can hide the most breathtaki...
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My first experience on public radio still ranks among the most embarrassing episodes of my relativel...
TUCKER CARLSON
Use Discretion & Good Judgment. Don't share your most embarrassing moments with public exposure....
SUSAN C. YOUNG
You’re not pathetic. Actually, I envy you a little.”
“Because I’m a mess?” Zach asked...
JULIE JAMES
I don't need to see you to know that you're beautiful.
JERI SMITH-READY
I never knew there were this many stars."

"I can't see them," he told me. "I just see you...
ALLY CARTER
Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?
NANCY WERLIN
you're the gallagher girl. figure it out."- zach
ALLY CARTER
It's a business you go into because you're an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.
KATHARINE HEPBURN
It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.
KATHARINE HEPBURN
I love any comedic zombie movies.
ATTICUS SHAFFER
that even the most casual of compliments can be given that extra little touch that women adore.
ISAAC ASIMOV
Being down there, playing for Miami, going to high school down there, I've always watched Zach, ... ...
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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always deb...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gaine...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
ZACH BRAFF
I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
ZACH BRAFF
I don't hit it as far as a lot of guys do, so I have to be in the right spot in the fairway to s...
ZACH JOHNSON
If you put me in the fairway at my average distance into a par 4, 175 to 180 yards, and you put anot...
ZACH JOHNSON
But my mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my ...
ZACH BRAFF
[For the established players, especially the internationals, the airport is an incalculable asset, w...
ZACH JOHNSON
Folks, I don't want my president to leave office with a $10 trillion deficit. I don't want China to ...
ZACH WAMP
We have to move forward,
ZACH WAMP
I don't think anyone expects Mr. Blunt to hold two positions for the next 15 months,
ZACH WAMP
Golf carries with it the comity and goodwill that are very rare in politics,
ZACH WAMP
It was a clear retreat by President Clinton from the comity and cooperation that the two men had, fr...
ZACH WAMP
They're huge shoes to fill ... if people see any similarities, he was a goofy guy who wasn't your st...
ZACH BRAFF
It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married...
ZACH BRAFF
I wish I was that important of an actor that that happened. 'Which do you want Zach? Take your pick....
ZACH BRAFF
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of peopl...
ZACH BRAFF
I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "S...
ZACH BRAFF
I really got to put into it [my] own humor,
ZACH BRAFF
I just felt that like an actor it's really hard to get a really good role. I mean a part like this, ...
ZACH BRAFF
I'd love to do more theater in New York City. And I'd love the chance to do a big movie with a great...
ZACH BRAFF
This movie's really about someone who's opening up a new chapter in their life.
ZACH BRAFF
I think Jersey is a character (in the film), and there's a dual meaning with a state of mind - a gar...
ZACH BRAFF
They all saw my short films, and I think that changed their opinion of me as just a guy on a sitcom ...
ZACH BRAFF
I think it's just poise. A lot of senior leadership. We've got a lot of old guys. So I think that fa...
ZACH FREEMAN
Obviously, losing guys like that, that's a pretty good chunk. But I think we're right there.
ZACH ODELL
This is an exciting moment for the CIRM as these awards mark the first step in our scientific progra...
ZACH HALL
It's almost equivalent to doing nothing.
ZACH HALL
Scientists. What will not stop this from happening is government oversight.
ZACH HALL
We want to hit the ground running once the money comes in. Rather than sending out a slow and gradua...
ZACH HALL
We won't be spending the kind of money we would if we could (sell) bonds. But we are going to use th...
ZACH HALL
It's a way of being sure we are ready to move when the money comes in and get our program under way ...
ZACH HALL
This program will be the most comprehensive and broadest program for stem cell research training in ...
ZACH HALL
This is really a historic and important occasion for us.
ZACH HALL
We have a long way to go and a lot of work to do.
ZACH HALL
[As in the fairy tale,] Chicken Little ... The sky is falling.
ZACH BRAFF