Zach Galifianakis
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RYAN KAVANAUGH The majority of work I do is in independent films, where you're lucky if you have five takes. PATRICIA CLARKSON There's shorthand that happens when you work with someone you know where you can almost finish e... JOE LO TRUGLIO JAMES PATTERSON LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI JASON STATHAM Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU VAL KILMER Every film is hard work, and a few lucky people do get Oscars for what they do, and it's recogni... 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JULIE MORGENSTERN The guys know they have to be going when they're out there and if you work like that, sometimes you ... DALE HUNTER Well, you know, it's been interesting because an album is just a snapshot of where you are at th... DIANA KRALL RICHARD SERRA TAYLOR SWIFT To become a singer requires work, work, and again, work! It need not be in any special corner of the... ENRICO CARUSO MARTIN FREEMAN MARIA SHARAPOVA JON KATZ CRAIG GROESCHEL JOAN JETT I think when you work on fossils, and you realize that a species is there, and it's abundant for... LOUISE LEAKEY JILLIAN MICHAELS THOMAS MUSTER MAYA ANGELOU CRAIG GROESCHEL BENNY FINE DIETRICH FISCHER-DIESKAU CARINE ROITFELD It's something that I love about this business and that scares me about this business, but in a ... CANDICE ACCOLA Even if you have just half an hour, you can get a good workout. So I try to make it count no matter ... JAMES MASLOW Because, you know what your hours are going to be and they also have periods of time off within the ... ADAM ARKIN KIM CATTRALL MARY-LOUISE PARKER I always like to believe that my work is about the expansion of the possibilities of the viewer. So ... JEFF KOONS DEAN CAIN DR. JOYCE BROTHERS OPRAH WINFREY A five-hour flight works out to three days and nights on land, by rail, from sea to shining sea. AMY HEMPEL LISA KLEYPAS Set aside a half hour or an hour to rethink the way you make decisions, the habits you have, the bia... STEPHEN J. DUBNER There are not many places in the world where you can get to the beach in an hour, the desert in two ... ALEX PETTYFER Typecasting is an interesting thing because, in a way, if you're good at something, you're g... AARON TVEIT I spent an hour getting ready for work, an hour travelling to work, nine hours at work, and an hour ... JOSS SHELDON With a popular show, you know that there's expectations there, so that's a little nerve-wrac... 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ZACH WOODS By the end of high school, I would do shows at the theater at night and then take the train home and... ZACH WOODS I think that if you're improvising on TV, it's a great way to help the dialogue between acto... ZACH WOODS I'm a very anxious person, and it's hard for me to be in the moment. Improv demands that you... ZACH WOODS If I'm doing comedy, I try to improvise a lot. Even if they don't use it, it helps me loosen... ZACH WOODS Once I can verify my account, I will have a Twitter. ZACH WOODLEE In general, I tend to laugh too much. I always try to tell myself not to, but I think that's jus... ZACH WOODLEE I can't even tell you the anxiety I get from being around those cameras! ZACH WOODLEE I have so many photos of me where I'm laughing like a crazy person. I don't know what it is,... 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ZACH MCGOWAN As you do on any cable series, if they introduce you as the villain, then you better start working t... ZACH MCGOWAN 'Cold Case' was fun. It was a fun experience. That was right when I was cutting my teeth as ... ZACH MCGOWAN Acting is equal parts talent and perseverance. ZACH MCGOWAN My father is a Marine. My brother is a Marine. I almost became a Marine. I'm no stranger to figh... ZACH MCGOWAN Every time you do a big sword fight surrounded by a couple of hundred extras, it's a fun day at ... ZACH MCGOWAN Fight scenes are hard, no matter what you do. You're trying to make it look like you're hurt... ZACH MCGOWAN In reality, I've always been an actor - since I was a kid. I did theater growing up in New York.... ZACH MCGOWAN ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON I never had any film training. I went to Northwestern. I studied education and theater. So it was al... ZACH GILFORD I'm compulsively on time. It drives me insane when people are late. ZACH GILFORD I really have no preference between TV and film. I think that each individual project is its own thi... ZACH GILFORD There is a little bit of me in every part I do... I'm not really good enough to completely const... ZACH GILFORD I think my strength is always been in being very natural. I think Shakespeare and things like that w... ZACH GILFORD I wanted to be an actor when I saw the movie 'Die Hard.' I saw Bruce Willis shooting guns an... ZACH GILFORD I hate when a movie just sort of ends and is so open-ended you feel like it wasn't finished. I a... ZACH GILFORD I used to like the word of the day and when I read, highlight words that I didn't know and look ... ZACH GILFORD An actor is working steady if he's active four to six months a year. ZACH GALLIGAN I was never really acting. I was not taking it seriously. Acting was very much a hobby for me. It wa... ZACH GALLIGAN I like to work all the time and really immerse myself in the project. ZACH GALLIGAN Kevin Bacon and I went up for the same stuff, and people would say, 'You and Kevin have the same... ZACH GALLIGAN I saw Tom Cruise at every audition I went up for, and he was a friendly go-getter back then. You got... ZACH GALLIGAN I have a complicated relationship with the horror genre. I love it; I loved it as a kid growing up, ... ZACH GALLIGAN The gremlins are clearly the ones have the most fun in the film, trashing the town, going to the bar... ZACH GALLIGAN I think one of the reasons 'Gremlins' lasts and some other films don't is because I don&... ZACH GALLIGAN The people in New York want to achieve something; the people in L.A., they just want to achieve succ... ZACH GALLIGAN What drives that desire to destroy Paris Hilton? What drives that desire to venerate Angelina Jolie?... ZACH GALLIGAN I knew a ton of actors and was friends with them, but I never dated actresses. I tried to date '... ZACH GALLIGAN Before 'Gremlins,' I was a normal person, then within two weeks of the movie coming out, I c... ZACH GALLIGAN L.A. is a very strange place. On the surface, it has an innocent appearance, like the stranger with ... ZACH GALLIGAN There's no substitute to actually being in the room and having people in the room feel the force... ZACH GALLIGAN I love England and I love English culture, particularly English pop culture. ZACH GALLIGAN If you put up a blog, people can cut out the middle man and get material to you. Which is really hel... ZACH GALLIGAN You don't get as invested in someone in 90 minutes as you do over 13 hours of television show. ZACH GALLIGAN You have to determine what you are and send the messages out to people, like, 'Hey, I'm a sc... ZACH GALLIGAN After 'Gremlins' came out, I should have packed up everything, moved to Los Angeles from New... ZACH GALLIGAN Three years is a lifetime in Hollywood. If your career starts slipping in L.A., you can really feel ... ZACH GALLIGAN River Phoenix and I were friends for nine years, and I watched him grow and mature, and I also saw h... ZACH GALLIGAN I had a blast in the '90s, perhaps too much fun, and maybe I should have worked a lot harder and... ZACH GALLIGAN If you stop and think about who was in the 'Lassie' movies, it's difficult to think who ... ZACH GALLIGAN Being on a lunchbox was awesome, and being on a thermos was pretty cool, too. ZACH GALLIGAN Some people have a blog that's, like, 'Today I brushed my teeth.' Well, who cares? Who c... ZACH GALLIGAN ZACH CREGGER ZACH CREGGER I think I felt compelled in a way because if I hadn't written the part, I never would have been ... ZACH BRAFF I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the ... ZACH BRAFF I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was goin... ZACH BRAFF The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, ... ZACH BRAFF That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up. ZACH BRAFF I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because... share the wealth. ZACH BRAFF As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the thea... ZACH BRAFF I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it&... ZACH BRAFF I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. ZACH BRAFF I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share mu... ZACH BRAFF I'd always fantasized about writing a new play. Even when I had all this success in television, ... ZACH BRAFF I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world. ZACH BRAFF Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. ZACH BRAFF Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the mov... ZACH BRAFF In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I&#... ZACH BRAFF I think I suffer from some mild depression. ZACH BRAFF The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals. ZACH BRAFF I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot ... ZACH BRAFF It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married... ZACH BRAFF Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think yo... ZACH BRAFF My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and... ZACH BRAFF I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, ... ZACH BRAFF I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't pl... ZACH BRAFF I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium. ZACH BRAFF My father and his brothers and sisters were childhood Irish jig champions in the Bronx. At our famil... ZACH MCGOWAN ZACH WAMP ZACH ANNER ZACH CREGGER ZACH ANNER ZACH ANNER ZACH JOHNSON ZACH ANNER ZACH ANNER ZACH ANNER ZACH ANNER I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you ... ZACH BRAFF ZACH WAMP ZACH JOHNSON Discovering L.A., in particular in the early '80s, was pretty spectacular; it was fun and carefr... ZACH GALLIGAN I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my fa... ZACH BRAFF ZACH ANNER ZACH WAMP ZACH WAMP Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place. ZACH BRAFF I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading. ZACH BRAFF ZACH JOHNSON ZACH JOHNSON But my mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my ... ZACH BRAFF ZACH JOHNSON ZACH WAMP ZACH WAMP ZACH WAMP ZACH WAMP ZACH WAMP They're huge shoes to fill ... if people see any similarities, he was a goofy guy who wasn't your st... ZACH BRAFF It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married... ZACH BRAFF I wish I was that important of an actor that that happened. 'Which do you want Zach? Take your pick.... ZACH BRAFF I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of peopl... ZACH BRAFF I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "S... ZACH BRAFF I really got to put into it [my] own humor, ZACH BRAFF I just felt that like an actor it's really hard to get a really good role. I mean a part like this, ... ZACH BRAFF I'd love to do more theater in New York City. And I'd love the chance to do a big movie with a great... ZACH BRAFF This movie's really about someone who's opening up a new chapter in their life. ZACH BRAFF I think Jersey is a character (in the film), and there's a dual meaning with a state of mind - a gar... ZACH BRAFF They all saw my short films, and I think that changed their opinion of me as just a guy on a sitcom ... ZACH BRAFF ZACH ANNER I think it's just poise. A lot of senior leadership. We've got a lot of old guys. So I think that fa... ZACH FREEMAN Obviously, losing guys like that, that's a pretty good chunk. But I think we're right there. ZACH ODELL This is an exciting moment for the CIRM as these awards mark the first step in our scientific progra... ZACH HALL It's almost equivalent to doing nothing. ZACH HALL Scientists. What will not stop this from happening is government oversight. ZACH HALL We want to hit the ground running once the money comes in. Rather than sending out a slow and gradua... ZACH HALL We won't be spending the kind of money we would if we could (sell) bonds. But we are going to use th... ZACH HALL
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If at noon you sit down and there's just silence or blank tape, in an hour if you have a song, t... 
That's what's so great about television. You're able to tell this long story, where you ... 
I say: If you don't know how to cook, I'm sure you have at least one friend who knows how to... 
Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour... 
The world is a beautiful place
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If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you... 
And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates your a... 
What is a struggle is that acting isn't a place where you go to work and you do that thing. Ther... 
My friends seem to think that an hour and a half effort a day is all they need to bring to the altar... 
I don't know if I can face this. You know. The party and the ceremony, and then the hour after that,... 
I have a lot more fun making comedies because there's a levity on the set, and I find it difficu... 
If you work hard at anything, you're going to experience some success. And the greatest gift is ... 
I will check the internet for at least an hour every morning scanning worldwide news to do with chil... 
Success is a terrible thing and a wonderful thing. If you can enjoy it, it's wonderful. If it st... 
You see, we capitalists will never actually ask you to work overtime. I don't even track your ho... 
A large amount of constant activity will get things going. For example, training in the morning will... 
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or i... 
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work... 
If you have a great day at work and you've been hit with all these great ideas and there's a... 
Most of the time it's the role. Sometimes it's the story and sometimes it just the paycheck.... 
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As long as you do the best work that you can and not make it bland... because you're going down ... 
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But what does interest me is the notion that if you do a lot of work it means there's a potentia... 
I think the first thing you should know is that nobody in country music 'made it' the same w... 
If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale. 
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The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. 
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If I'm looking at a client, I can say, 'Oh, wow, this is where you're weak; this is what... 
To work a vineyard, you need a lot of guts to do that. To go out there and work all year, you almost... 
And if a person is religious, I think it's good, it helps you a bit. But if you're not, at l... 
If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... 
That's part of the 'MyMusic' idea: things that work online are the things that don't... 
Particularly at around the age of 70 you reach a stage where you have to be very careful. If, at tha... 
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When you're filming, you work 19-hour days, and you know more about what's going on with you... 
I feel like movies, if there's any kind of budget whatsoever, there's so much sitting, and I... 
My agent says that I'm a 'repeat business guy.' If you hire me to come do a movie, I'... 
No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minu... 
What I know is, is that if you do work that you love, and the work fulfills you, the rest will come. 
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I keep a lot of my old baseball hats, and if you look in the hats I've had since I started pitch... 
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The moral is, never be sorry for a waiter. Sometimes when you sit in a restaurant, still stuffing yo... 
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What I do know is that if we are born again, I will meet you in another life, and if there is a rive... 
And trust. It takes a long time to trust someone. You work with people, anybody you don't know, it t... 
I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'... 
If I'm a genre writer, I'm at the edge. In the end, they do work like genre fiction. You hav... 
A lot of times, people just want to be an individual. But if you really want to win, at the end of t... 
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom th... 
I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my wa... 
My forte is awkwardness. 
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That was one of the great successes of removing Saddam Hussein, as we took Iraq out of the picture o... 
Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big... 
I don't know if I have a brand. I just see myself as an athlete and a competitor, someone who ju... 
I've come a long way since 2007 when I kind of launched my golf career. 
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I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy. 
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Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People wh... 
The only two characters I can play convincingly are myself and a dumber and sweeter version of mysel... 
For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always wo... 