The only two characters I can play convincingly are myself and a dumber and sweeter version of myself.

I want to make sure that people know that I can only be myself - I can't be a spokesperson for people with disabilities, because everybody has a completely different experience. I'm glad that I'm able to inspire parents to see one way to deal with it, but at the same time, I tell a lot of dirty jokes.

My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes.

The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life into a career.

My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it.