Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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ALAN JAY LERNER It is a lie.
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J.R. RIM His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Life is a risk.
CARMELO ANTHONY Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
POPE FRANCIS It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN Life is a school of probability.
WALTER BAGEHOT This life is a process of learning.
LAURYN HILL Life is a process. We are a process. The universe is a process.
ANNE WILSON SCHAEF Everybody in life is a chameleon.
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TAMMARA WEBBER Life is a grand party.
EZRA MILLER He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
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C. JOYBELL C. I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
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GARY F EVANS... Life is a mountain of solvable problems, and I enjoy that.
JAMES DYSON My life is a struggle.
VOLTAIRE Life is a lot like skateboarding.
LIL WAYNE All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love.
MORIHEI UESHIBA For me, life is a bowl of cherries.
SISSY SPACEK Life is a right, not collateral or casual.
SUHEIR HAMMAD Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. Go...
PETER KREEFT As a movement (rather than a preference), the goal of antinatalism is that no humans should have chi...
QUENTIN S. CRISP I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
TED TURNER To stand on the
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GERMANY KENT That room shares the same air exchange as the rest of the building. The animals can come in sick, an...
JOANNE SCHOCH Stephen picks up on Armstrong's pier, and calls Kingstown pier "a disappointed bridge" (2.22)...
JAMES JOYCE I'm not an Emontional, but how???
I live with the thought that "Nothing can be returned, it has...
DEYTH BANGER Life is a game and true love is a trophy.
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone.
You don't even care, do yo...
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DAISAKU IKEDA All of life is a foreign country.
JACK KEROUAC A religious life is a struggle and not a hymn.
MADAME DE STAEL To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.
MARCUS AURELIUS Life is a kind of struggle. Life is a sort of fight.
HAILE GEBRSELASSIE For all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams.
PEDRO CALDERON DE LA BARCA Life is a predicament which precedes death.
HENRY JAMES Maybe that's what life is... a wink of the eye and winking stars.
JACK KEROUAC Life is a series of waves to be embraced and overcome.
DANNY MEYER Life is a soccer field, don't you think?
SHAKIRA What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Life is a matter of courtship and wooing, flirting and chatting.
CAROLYN SEE When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec...
GEORGE P. ELLIOTT Life is a racket. Writing is a racket. Sincerity is a racket. Everything's a racket.
NICK TOSCHES They may not know each other to say it, but it was never hidden. How much ever they hated each other...
PARUL WADHWA You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
MICHAEL KEATON If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI If the best is possible, than good is never enough and only do the best.
ROBERT SIAHAAN It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.
NAPOLEON HILL ...definitely believe that, there's got to be a spark to a place...to make it feel like a home...
ISABELLA KOLDRAS, POEM MY HOME. It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive...
DAN FLAVIN With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i...
STEVEN STRAIT I think life is a chain of events.
ZARA LARSSON Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
TED TURNER Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach.
IVANKA TRUMP Life is a succession of moments, to live each one is to succeed.
CORITA KENT Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
ANTHONY BURGESS Life is a lot easier when you realize that you're not in control of it all.
KARRINE STEFFANS For me life is a challenge. And it will be a challenge if I live to be 100 or if I get to be a trill...
BEAH RICHARDS Life is a gift, given in trust - like a child.
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH 'The Lunchbox' has been a blessing - all gift-wrapped and tied with a bow. Life is a lunchbo...
NIMRAT KAUR When someone beats a rug,
the blows are not against the rug,
but against the dust in it.
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI What I've learned is that life is a balance between idealism and realism.
PETER HOOK Be grateful for every moment and every breath.
TERESA COLLINS Baseball life is a tough life on the family.
NOLAN RYAN Not only is forgiveness the most tender part of love, it is always a choice and always accompanied b...
RHONDA LOUISE ROBBINS I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a solitary cell whose walls are mirrors.
EUGENE O'NEILL 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give...
JAMES C. DOBSON How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g...
C. JOYBELL C. Now, 'that sort of Bear' is of course a bear who wants to be flattered, and it is plain that ...
FREDERICK C. CREWS George Harrison: The day after the Blue Angel audition, John showed up to rehearsal with a long list...
ALAN GOLDSHER You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ...
SUFJAN STEVENS Life is not all about sticking or stopping your thoughts to old memories but LIFE STARTS when you st...
NEHA KOTHARI Your mind is a Microcosm of strength and power. There’s all the magic you need in it. When all els...
CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE The world is a beautiful place
to be born into
if you don't mind happiness
not always...
LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI Life is a magical game so play it with love.
DEBASISH MRIDHA There are types of people who want to have leverage over other people's lives. For no other reason t...
C. JOYBELL C. Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD This world is a peaceful stage where we are all villains of this drama and trees are the heroes.
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