Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Why can't a woman be more like a man? / Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; / Eternally noble, historically fair.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

Almost Like Being in Love

I've grown accustomed to the trace / Of something in the air, / Accustomed to her face.