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There are some who go through life with a shadow hanging over them, particularly if they live in a building which has long wide awnings.


Lemony Snicket

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LEMONY SNICKET I just don't understand it," said Klaus, which was not something he said very often.
Violet nod...
LEMONY SNICKET The awnings tore off, and there may be some flooding. But our building seems to have come through it...
MIKE ARCHER Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.
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LEMONY SNICKET You must be all a-tingle with excitement.'
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MANFRED VON RICHTHOFEN If (Barbara) was a building after what she has been through, they would have condemned her long ago.
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LEMONY SNICKET By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER Life is a divine blessing for those who live life to add values in the lives of others.
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SD WARD We know there are people in other parts of the county who are alive and could be rescued and have no...
JOE SPRAGGINS Most people have no alternative, particularly those who live in rural areas. A lot of motorists tell...
PAUL HODGSON Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.
LEMONY SNICKET There should be a little black cloud over them which follows wherever they go.
KARINA LITVACK There comes a time in a man's life when to get where he has to go - if there are no doors or windows...
BERNARD MALAMUD There comes a time in a man's life when to get where he has to go--if there are no doors or windows-...
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JAMES WELDON JOHNSON I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I be...
JACK HANDY Curran's whore comes to visit us," Jarek said in accented English.

The three men laughed ...
ILONA ANDREWS They went through such long winters over there. They needed something to cheer them up.
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LORRAINE TOUSSAINT If you meet a woman of whatever complexion who sails her life with strength and grace and assurance,...
SENA JETER NASLUND If anything, hanging onto tradition for as long as they did only gave them a bad name.
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BERNARD MALAMUD The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
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That's what's happening....
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GARY F EVANS... Sometimes you get a lot of European guys who go over to Canada and play in prep schools there. Toron...
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TIM CAHILL Race prejudice is not only a shadow over the colored — it is a shadow over all of us, and the shad...
PEARL S. BUCK Race prejudice is not only a shadow over the colored it is a shadow over all of us, and the shadow i...
PEARL S. BUCK If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Science casts a long black shadow back over who we think we are, and where it falls the temperature ...
RICHARD K. MORGAN Money comes with a price, and for me, the price is both freedom and a real life.
SAVI SHARMA Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
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JAKE SCOTT ...There are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them.
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CARLISLE FLOYD We take nominations from the general public, and they go through a screening and voting, which has w...
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EMILIA FOX Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally.
"No," Sunny answered.
"Me neither," Violet said, "but...
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DOUGLAS EVERETT There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there...
DOUGLAS H. EVERETT There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there...
DESIDERIUS ERASMUS There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then the...
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J. PAUL GETTY There are always opportunities through which businessmen can profit handsomely if they will only rec...
JEAN PAUL GETTY If Australia had to go into the (West Indies) series without anything in the interim they would have...
IAN CHAPPELL I read, I gossip, I do crosswords. I think chatting with friends is relaxing. I've picked them u...
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ST. AUGUSTINE Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
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SAVI SHARMA I give Manteo credit for hanging in there the first half when it looked like they were out of it. Th...
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STEVE SPURRIER I heard the arguments, and then the idea was to go home and work through the numbers, to see which w...
DON BOCKENFELD We find out whether they leave rates where they are or whether they raise them another 25 basis poin...
FRED KETCHEN Remember,too,that all who succeed in life get off to a bad start,and pass through many heartbreaking...
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J. G. BALLARD We don't know how they live, where they go, how many of them there are.
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LEMONY SNICKET I thought maybe if I stared hard enough, I could see the lights of the city I had left so very far b...
LEMONY SNICKET The library was one enormous room, with long, high metal shelves and the perfect quiet that librarie...
LEMONY SNICKET There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap,...
LEMONY SNICKET I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, becau...
LEMONY SNICKET There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frigh...
LEMONY SNICKET Scolding must be very, very fun, otherwise children would be allowed to do it. It is not because chi...
LEMONY SNICKET So you’re reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. It’s like having feet. I...
LEMONY SNICKET The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drif...
LEMONY SNICKET A mystery is solved with a story.
LEMONY SNICKET I’m reminded of a book my father used to read me,” she said. “A bunch of elves and things get ...
LEMONY SNICKET You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage ...
LEMONY SNICKET Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will e...
LEMONY SNICKET There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of pap...
LEMONY SNICKET Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it befo...
LEMONY SNICKET They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire...
LEMONY SNICKET How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus ...
LEMONY SNICKET I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do...
LEMONY SNICKET There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day.
LEMONY SNICKET being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone...
LEMONY SNICKET There are people in the world who care about automobiles, and there are people who couldn't care les...
LEMONY SNICKET Perhaps I had been in another world before I was born, and did not remember it, or perhaps I would s...
LEMONY SNICKET There are many mysteries I have never solved, and the hair of my chaperone is perhaps my most curiou...
LEMONY SNICKET It is never seven that you count to, before you do something difficult. It is never at the count of ...
LEMONY SNICKET The three of us stood there for a minute. I don’t know what Stew was thinking, and the filing cabi...
LEMONY SNICKET When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
LEMONY SNICKET I don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, ...
LEMONY SNICKET They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it.
LEMONY SNICKET The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they'r...
LEMONY SNICKET I thought the war was a simple matter, with one side good and the other evil. But the more I read, t...
LEMONY SNICKET Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get yo...
LEMONY SNICKET Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.
LEMONY SNICKET It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.
LEMONY SNICKET Nobody should feel pain all by themselves.
LEMONY SNICKET There are some secrets you want to keep to yourself, even if they don't matter. They might only matt...
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