If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.