Lemony Snicket
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A book about books is like a poem about poetry:
How would you like it if I said to you, 'It kills me to say this, but you're actually a tiny bit bea... 
Christmas poem to a man in jail
A fleeting second on someone's news feed,
I just don't understand it," said Klaus, which was not something he said very often.
The trauma said, ‘Don’t write these poems.
I wrote a poem to the moon 
Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally.
It's just hard,' Harry said finally, in a low voice, 'to realize he won't write to me again.'
He stepped back and threw his arms out.
I LOVE YOU SO MANY REASONS '
If I'm still wistful about On the Road, I look on the rest of the Kerouac oeuvre--the poems, the poe... 
You should read something else."
I write to find strength.
This poem is very long
Dad?" Jesus asked.
The greatest poem ever known
Okay," I said, "what's your biggest fear?"
How to Write a Poem
... so this is for us.
If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends."
Is this your holiday homework?" asked Sarah. "Don't do it, Rose! And Eve will write you a note to sa... 
where are we going?' I asked.
As I said, you have mistaken me for another. London is full of drab little peahens, sir. Now, then, ... 
The nutritionist said I should eat root vegetables.
It wasn’t sexy," he said.
The Girl With Many Eyes
Shivers heaved out a sigh. “Just trying to make tomorrow that bit better than today is all. I’m ... 
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
I used to write poetry when I was younger," Jess said. She had kept a notebook by her bed, in case s... 
But in a lot of ways my poems are very conventional, and it's no big deal for me to write a poem... 
Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one ... 
There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of ... 
I drew him in my world;
If you can't write, read.
Anyone who says, “Here’s my address,
Jem shook his head. "You bit de Quincey" he said. "You fool. He's a VAMPIRE"
And who are you, the proud Lord said
[When asked if he had ever learned anything about his work from film criticism]
I wasn't born to cook or clean,
Nice costume," he said. 
Nothing before you counts," he said. "And I can't even imagine an after." 
If you were only one inch tall, you'd ride a worm to school.
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
Here’s something I bet you don’t know:
Well, I've spent a lot of time in your libraries at night," said Ripred. 
Do you have a Wish?' he asked, referring to this organization, The Genie Foundation, which is in the... 
When I was nine, the teacher asked us to write a piece about our village fete. He read mine in class... 
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
I need to hear you say it. I need to know you’re mine.” 
That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
This hand says you spend the rest of your life with me," he said, holding out his left hand, "and th... 
eat, baby.
Take off your shirt," I said, sitting up and pulling at the hem of the garment.
What's up?" I asked.
Hardly had the light been extinguished, when a peculiar trembling began
Might I,” quavered Mary, “might I have a bit of earth?”
A BOAT beneath a sunny sky,
One half of me is yours, the other half is yours,
This did not seem to reassure Nico.
It is eighteen years ago, almost to the day-
But this road doesn't go anywhere,” I told him.
Dad?" Jesus asked.
Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselv... 