FastSaying

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

Related Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
— Anonymous
PhotoFunny SayingsKnow
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
— Anonymous
PhotoFunny SayingsKnow
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
— Anonymous
PhotoAbout LifeFunny Sayings
Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim!
— Anonymous
PhotoFunny SayingsKnow
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
— Anonymous
PhotoStatementsFunny Sayings