You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!