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JOE SCHILLACI Rocky Mountain National Park, Winter Park and the mountains were very important to Jeff. We are at p...
CHRIS CHRISTENSEN Jeff has good hands and good feet.
BRYAN RICE It was just very chaotic. I was proud that even though we were 3-13, we were still very competitive....
WAYNE GANDY Jeff has evolved and learned to live with it. I'm very proud of that.
MARK WOODWORTH Jeff got some good news today.
BOBBY GARCIA Jeff said he didn't even see the guy coming.
BOBBY GARCIA That was key. Jeff really played a solid game.
BOBBY SANDQUIST It's very uncharacteristic of Jeff Reardon to do what he did.
BERT BLYLEVEN What was a very good sign was after our good start we never let up. We really put the pedal down, an...
FRANCIS WILLIAMS I've had Jeff playing for me for most of the season and he's done tremendously well. So, do I need t...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO We know that Jeff received lucrative offers from other clubs. Jeff was keen to remain at Melbourne a...
CRAIG CAMERON Very good. That was very good!
EDDIE GUEVAREZ Jeff Bodine was saying that when he gets depressed, that he cleans house.
TANYA TUCKER All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w...
JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It...
COLSON WHITEHEAD Jeff Bridges is one of those icons that I put on a very high pedestal, so just to get to chill with ...
KIT HARINGTON I used to love listening to Jazzy Jeff.
JUICY J I'm still good friends with everybody from 'Teen Wolf.' I still see them, and I go to Je...
ADELAIDE KANE I was very impressed with our press tonight. That is the best it has looked in awhile. It was good t...
STACY BROYLES I was Jazzy Jeff's assistant.
TROY CARTER I was happy when I heard that Jeff was coming because that meant I would know somebody here.
NED HAVERN I got to know Jeff after he was under our mentorship,
FRANK FORD When good players get going, they are hard to stop, and Jeff is a good player. He got going and it w...
STEVE ALFORD Jeff is a good trainer and he'll handle him the right way.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER SR It was an opportunity to see the young guys perform. But I wasn't very happy with the performance. I...
ANDY REID We feel very optimistic, frankly. Not only have earnings been good, but the outlook also has been pr...
MARK STOECKLE We want to fold Jeff in there and see how he's going to adapt. We didn't put any concrete numbers on...
MIKE SCIOSCIA I'm a big Jeff Buckley fan. But he only had one album and then he died. So I started with Jeff Buckl...
JACE SEAVERS It's very sad to see that happen because her intentions were all good. It is disheartening, very dis...
MIKE HEIL [Cleveland: The Canton Repository reports that head coach Butch Davis was very impressed with Jeff G...
BUTCH DAVIS The quarter was very strong. If we could see another good quarter of applications revenue then that ...
BRENDAN BARNICLE Kelly is so good, so unselfish, ... and that has been very, very encouraging to see the relationship...
LARRY COKER The reason I got out in the first place was to watch Jeff,
BOB HORNER She made some very good decisions tonight. She knew when to take over. It was great for our fans to ...
MELODY OWSLEY You pick your poison. We knew Marcellus was a good post player, and the other kid was a good shooter...
HERB GRACE I thought this was a good budget. I'm very disappointed, but we'll have to see what happens from her...
SCHOOLS DENNIS MACK I thought I was going to be a rapper as a kid and used to hop the train down to Jazzy Jeff's stu...
TROY CARTER Jeff had a lot of good friends and taught a lot of people to bowl and be consistent,
TERRY WOOD We knew she was good. We didn't know she was that good. She was very, very aggressive. She crashed t...
BRIAN FANELLI It's almost an out of body experience to see things that First Officer Jeff Skiles and I said in...
CHESLEY SULLENBERGER Mental violence is as bad as physical violence. You don't see that very often in movies, so it w...
CHAZZ PALMINTERI I remember working on movies like Gettysburg and feeling that Jeff Daniels was kind of a mentor.
DONAL LOGUE If you look at the people who make up the Bravo landscape from Jeff Lewis to Rachel Zoe and Padma La...
ANDY COHEN We played very good basketball against an athletic team. It was nice to see us get better in some ar...
TOD KOWALCZYK Nikki trained very hard for this competition and it was good to see her shoot as well as she did.
KAREN MONEZ My assistant told me there was a very insistent boy waiting to see me, who was a bit too cocky for h...
MATTHEW ROBINSON As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-sh...
MATT GROENING What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
JEFF FOXWORTHY They played hard every minute and that was good to see.
BRYAN MARTIN It was good to see him. I forget even what I said, but it was good to see him.
CHASE UTLEY Andy pitched a good game. We put Jeff Ickes in a tough spot there. He's a sophomore who never pitche...
JEFF STRATTON Normally, it's Jimmy Parsons making the offensive line look good. Last week, it was the offensive li...
TERRY WILCZEK Almost no one wants to admit the genius of Jeff Bezos and Amazon. Apparently, many have failed to se...
HUBERT BURDA We've had a very good working relationship; it's very professional. They're very meticulous with det...
KERRY JACKSON We like his energy, size and I think he'll be a very good defender under Jeff (Van Gundy) and the co...
CARROLL DAWSON This is not good. The meeting was bad. Relations were bad. It was very hostile, even bitter... I don...
BERTIE AHERN Jeff didn't have a criminal record before this. This was an aberration.
MARY RAFIZADEH I felt like I was going to throw up. I just couldn't even see the ball because my eyes were burning ...
MICHAELLA KRAJICEK We're trying to tell people locally that this is a very good year to come see the Classic.
JOYCE ROGERS Wow, what a game. That game didn't surprise me one bit. It was a typical Jeff Davis-Carver game.
TERRY POSEY It's always good to see kids doing well. A lot of times, especially nowadays, young people are cast ...
DEWON BRAZELTON Jeff should be the one to handle it because he was the (director of player personnel).
WILLIS REED And then I got into sports and gave my guitar to my brother Jeff who was just a little kid at that t...
BEAU BRIDGES Come to me last, Jeff.
ERIC KAISER Jeff gets good athletes and they play hard. He's a great competitor and tries to get it done the rig...
BILL TRUMBO I didn't think it would be very special. Coming back to a franchise, an organization that I worked f...
RICKY WILLIAMS Jeff will likely use that as a forum to address these issues.
JOE HODAS I think Richard would have been a very good commissioner, so I hate to see that have to happen. But ...
GARY COMPTON We can see from the later market performances that CNOOC has chosen a very good opportunity to withd...
FU CHENGYU I couldn't be happier for Jeff Weaver, looking at the job that he's done here over the last two year...
JIM TRACY Jeff Ulbrich understands the game. He works hard. He studies film. Coverage is not just speed, it's ...
MIKE SINGLETARY The pressure isn't on those kids, and that makes a difference. When you've got the pressure of expec...
GREG ZIPADELLI It's a good thing that the next coach is selected but I know I'm just focused on this season with Je...
DREW MITCHELL Jeff: I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cap...
ERIC BOGOSIAN It was good to see kids that normally aren't the heroes come through.
HARVEY STARBUCK It was good to see him. He looked really good, really good.
ANDREW RAMIREZ Damage report, sir?” Skotchdopole asked, climbing off his console into his seat.
“To hell w...
CHRISTINA ENGELA It was very exciting to see her do that in her final district meet.
BRIAN HOLM It was good to see my no. 1 doubles play it out through that third set. They played a little slow in...
JEFF HAYES In 2008, I was in a London park when I came across a fledgling crow that had fallen from the top of ...
IMELDA MAY That was very good and things went well,
PETTER SOLBERG Jeff Malone was one of the toughest guys I played against during my career,
MICHAEL JORDAN It was a good visit, but it was tough to see. To see them laying there like that was hard. A lot of ...
ADAM DUNN We are cautiously optimistic about this. Today was a very good first step. Now, let's just see where...
DAN SENOR I never actually doubted that Jeff is alive and I never doubted that Jill Carroll will be released a...
LILIANA AKE Ever since I was a child I've always been very attracted to melodies. Whether I hear Jeff Beck, ...
CARLOS SANTANA If he stays healthy, ... he'll be very, very good. I can see it.
LARRY BOWA Our high jumpers are really close to breaking through, so that was good to see.
GREGG GENSEL Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?
Peanut: Yes we had a great day!
Jose: No...
JEFF DUNHAM That was great. Lots of people came out to see us. That makes you feel good.
ANTHONY IANNI It was good to see Terry shoot it like that. That's Terry being his usual self. It was good because ...
CRAIG BREHON I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma ...
LARRY HAGMAN It was just a touching thing to see. To see all those people putting up flags and then to see the of...
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BILL ENGVALL We know that Jeff received lucrative offers from other clubs,
CRAIG CAMERON That was the key play right there. He's a very good defensive pitcher, a very good all-around player...
JOE NEFF I knew this guy was a bona fide closer, but to see him go out and throw, he is very very good. A lot...
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JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always...
JEFF LINDSAY