Sat in the Jacuzzi last night looking at the dark recesses of the nozzles. Remembering the story I wrote about spiders nesting there. Multifaceted eyes watching me watching them, almost like when you set two mirrors parallel to each other, accept this infinity ends up in some fuzzy creature’s belly. I have a nice picture of a Hobo spider in my backyard, venom dripping off one of those nasty fangs of theirs. Son of a bitch is looking at me and his mouth is watering waiting for me to stick my hand under the rock he’s nested in. I hate it when you spray a spider with insecticide and it curls up for a few minutes, then uncurls and staggers home. I’m like an arachnid cheap date that sucks!!
I just picture the spider staggering into the nest and the female spider asking, “Is that Raid I smell on you?”
The spider just smiles (interesting thing to picture) and passes out.


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There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart’s Desire.
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For tea she went down to see Misses Spink and Forcible. She had three digestive biscuits, a glass of...
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She sat down on one of her grandmother's uncomfortable armchairs, and the cat sprang up into her lap...
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The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said...
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For a moment she felt utterly dislocated. She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure ...
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It won't hurt, said her other father. Coraline knew that when grown-ups told you something wouldn't ...
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There's a but, isn't there?" said Coraline. "I can feel it. Like a rain cloud.
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On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Co...
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They were having an argument as old and comfortable as an armchair, the kind of argument that no one...
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The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be...
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The world seemed to shimmer a little at the edges.
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You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.
'You have a very funny way of showing it,' ...
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Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don'...
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Oh- my twitchy witchy girl
I think you are so nice,
I give you bowls of porridge
And ...
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I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by weari...
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Coraline shivered. She preferred her other mother to have a location: if she were nowhere, then she ...
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Mirrors,' she said, 'are never to be trusted.
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Nothing’s changed. You’ll go home. You’ll be bored. You’ll be ignored. No one will listen to...
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We are small but we are many
We are many we are small
We were here before you rose
We...
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I have no plans to love you," said Coraline. "No matter what. You can't make me love you.
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The sky had never seemed so sky; the world had never seemed so world.
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The names are the first things to go, after the breath has gone, and the beating of the heart. We ke...
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It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning,...
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But how can you walk away from something and still come back to it?
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How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I s...
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Because,' she said, 'when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.
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I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got ev...
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I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies.
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You have to believe. Otherwise, it will never happen.
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I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody...
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You've a good heart. Sometimes that's enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it's not.
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What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it�...
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I’m not happy about any of this,” said Thor. “I’m going to kill somebody soon, just to relie...
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Fair enough,” said Thor. “What’s the price?” “Freya’s hand in marriage.” “He just wa...
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