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I had a million things running through my mind the other day.
Suddenly I realized I didn't kno...
NEIL LECKMAN, WURMS The other day I was trying to enjoy the sunset of my mind when I realized we were on daylight saving...
NEIL LECKMAN, WURMS I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at bein...
NEIL LECKMAN Turn your diodes this way and pulse...
NEIL LECKMAN![]()
The world is like a board with holes in it, and the square men
have got into the round holes, and t...
BISHOP GEORGE BERKELEY How to contact in case of an emergency?
I prefer 911 myself...
NEIL LECKMAN I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This ...
NEIL LECKMAN Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for h...
NEIL LECKMAN My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick.
I always pictured an all ...
NEIL LECKMAN NEIL LECKMAN I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notic...
NEIL LECKMAN I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!
NEIL LECKMAN Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to ...
NEIL LECKMAN Sat in the Jacuzzi last night looking at the dark recesses of the nozzles. Remembering the story I w...
NEIL LECKMAN They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.
NEIL LECKMAN I'll give you something to cry about!!
Hell, no need to get up I’m doing a good job of bawli...
NEIL LECKMAN Bad answers for employment questions:
Employer: I see here that you worked for the state ...
NEIL LECKMAN Overheard vampire conversation.
"Is that Ophelia?"
"yep"
"She doesn't look well"
NEIL LECKMAN I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!
NEIL LECKMAN What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?
NEIL LECKMAN When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
NEIL LECKMAN If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?
NEIL LECKMAN Bad questions at employment interviews:
"Is your drug test graded on a curve?
NEIL LECKMAN I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!
NEIL LECKMAN If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!
NEIL LECKMAN Headstones:
What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!"
"This time I'll count to...
NEIL LECKMAN I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.
NEIL LECKMAN Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the night
Guarding virtues that lie like forgotten sta...
NEIL LECKMAN You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother
NEIL LECKMAN One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in t...
NEIL LECKMAN![]()
So I'm a square! Well, at least I'm not a square peg in a round hole.
LORETTA YOUNG![]()
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole
AMERICAN PROVERB![]()
You had better be a round peg in a square hole than a round peg in a round hole. The latter is in fo...
ELBERT HUBBARD I'm a triangular peg in a square and round hole world
JIM MCLAUGHLIN![]()
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
PETE ROSE![]()
Square meals often make round people.
E. JOSEPH COSSMAN It is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician.
AUGUSTUS DE MORGAN It is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician.
AUGUSTUS DE MORGAN Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.
BENNY BELLAMACINA![]()
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
PETE ROSE We've never sold it. We cut everything fresh and package it ourselves.
JEFF GOLC![]()
Unless the hole is MEANT to be square,' I said with a sudden erudition that surprised me, 'in which ...
JASPER FFORDE![]()
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
ANONYMOUS![]()
They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball and they tell you to hit it square.
WILLIE STARGELL Autists are the ultimate square pegs, and the problem with pounding a square peg into a round hole i...
PAUL COLLINS You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unb...
WHY YAWNING IS CONTAGIOUS![]()
You want a round table meeting, we can have a round table meeting."
"I love round tables," said...
CASSANDRA CLARE![]()
Come, knit hands, and beat the ground
In a light fantastic round.
JOHN MILTON![]()
Come, knit hands, and beat the ground, / in a light fantastic round.
JOHN MILTON They say "the taste of the pudding is in the eating," but that doesn't apply to "a square peg in a r...
OLAOTAN FAWEHINMI![]()
This is the spot where I will lie
When life has had enough of me,
These are the grasses ...
SARA TEASDALE They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats"
I was halfway back t...
NEIL LECKMAN![]()
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his s...
MARK TWAIN Of this there shall be for the sanctuary five hundred in length, with five hundred in breadth, squar...
BIBLE![]()
I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square."
Magnus, pg. 137
CASSANDRA CLARE![]()
I have made clear that we can not accept a final package on the round that does not have a meaningfu...
ROB PORTMAN![]()
There is no neutral ground in the universe; every square inch, every split second, is claimed by God...
C.S. LEWIS![]()
I recently sold a house in Laguna for $3.5 million. It was on about 2,000 square feet of land, maybe...
WARREN BUFFETT A misfit is like the round peg that cannot fit into the square hole or the running river that just c...
PEARL ZHU![]()
We shall generally find that the triangular person has got into
the square hole, the oblong into th...
SYDNEY SMITH![]()
How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-ha...
C.S. LEWIS![]()
Most people don't know that Congo Square was originally a Muscogee ceremonial ground... in New O...
JOY HARJO![]()
I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud
NEIL GAIMAN That's me. I can be me a bit at home, but I'm kind of like a square peg in a round hole.
MICK RALPHS To say I've suddenly discovered the military needs to be involved is like saying wheels should be ro...
MICHAEL GREENBERGER This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I'l...
PAUL GIAMATTI When Cookie sold you a dummy, you had to pay to get back into the ground.
JIM BAXTER Since severance packages generally are contractual, the issue is not the size of the severance packa...
CHARLES ELSON (Neil) is a returning starter who has a lot of speed, covers a lot of ground in the outfield, and ha...
JEFF HERRICK Everything about Andrew was hot, from the hands holding him down to the mouth steadily taking Neil a...
NORA SAKAVIC![]()
Why do people respect the package rather than the man?
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE![]()
You're trying to get the lyrics and melody to coexist. And sometimes you're trying to fit a square p...
ANDREW BIRD This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I&#...
PAUL GIAMATTI Certain social situations make me feel like a square peg in a round hole. Realising you can connect ...
LINDI ORTEGA The moral high ground is a lovely place. It won’t stop a missile, though. It won’t alter the tra...
JAMES S.A. COREY![]()
I don't understand why people insist on pitting concepts of evolution and creation against each othe...
GARTH STEIN Hands across the sea, Feet on English ground, The old blood is bold blood, the wide world roun...
BYRON WEBBER You know, it was a small, independent movie and with Paramount becoming involved, it was obviously a...
RAY LIOTTA But is it a mania? This week, I spoke with a friend who bought a 2,000 square foot house in Orange C...
GARY NORTH All the girls have been working hard lately. Today we gave away some shots in the afternoon round, b...
CHRIS WILSON It was a tough first-round match. She has a pretty solid game, the whole package. She's very aggress...
ELENA DEMENTIEVA What people need to realize is that fire season is a year-round problem. If you don't have snow on t...
JUSTIN DOMBROWSKI On many issues, we have found common ground. But we have a gulf between us on job security, particul...
KAREN SCHULTZ There's a real buzz about the place. I've been shown round the ground and the facilities and I'm rea...
MATT GAFA Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your ...
BIBLE Maria losing in the first round is a classic example why no tournament should center all of publicit...
ANNE WORCESTER![]()
I was always an odd girl; I managed to alienate a lot of people. I felt like a square peg in a round...
ALISON MOYET Love comes a long way 'round, so reach for the sky and keep your feet on the ground."
TOMMY POLO While he is in Boise, Vice President Cheney ought to explain why the Bush administration sold out th...
HOWARD DEAN If a square peg doesn’t fit a round hole, neither the peg nor the hole is to blame. Between two pe...
JEFFREY BRYANT We never suspected that Neil was anything other than a loving father, a trusted son-in-law and a hus...
JOSEPH FLAHERTY They're in Europe this year, ... They play really good attacking soccer. That's the way Keegan likes...
CLAUDIO REYNA Before the Charles fight, he fought Jimmy Beau in a main event at Madison Square Garden. He won a 10...
DON HAMILTON A lot of it is upgrading. People who bought a general admission package in the past may buy a (bette...
BRYON CARNEY![]()
If you go to the supermarket and buy a package of food and look at the photo on the front, the food ...
MARTIN PARR I foresee him winning in the first round. In the second round, we'll see how it goes. We're underdog...
EDDIE MARQUEZ![]()
Interesting thing, these fellows never seem to get the idea of perspective-'
The Bursar thought...
TERRY PRATCHETT![]()
'Coraline' is Neil Gaiman's book, it sold a lot, it has a big fan base. It was originall...
HENRY SELICK Seeing Neil Entwistle standing accused of this awful crime gives us little comfort and only adds to ...
JOE FLAHERTY![]()
Sydney, I'm so happy to see you again. If there's anything I can do for you, please let me know. And...
RICHELLE MEAD
Suddenly I realized I didn't kno...
NEIL LECKMAN, WURMS The other day I was trying to enjoy the sunset of my mind when I realized we were on daylight saving...
NEIL LECKMAN, WURMS I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at bein...
NEIL LECKMAN Turn your diodes this way and pulse...
NEIL LECKMAN
The world is like a board with holes in it, and the square men
have got into the round holes, and t... BISHOP GEORGE BERKELEY How to contact in case of an emergency?
I prefer 911 myself...
NEIL LECKMAN I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This ...
NEIL LECKMAN Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for h...
NEIL LECKMAN My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick.
I always pictured an all ...
NEIL LECKMAN NEIL LECKMAN I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notic...
NEIL LECKMAN I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!
NEIL LECKMAN Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to ...
NEIL LECKMAN Sat in the Jacuzzi last night looking at the dark recesses of the nozzles. Remembering the story I w...
NEIL LECKMAN They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.
NEIL LECKMAN I'll give you something to cry about!!
Hell, no need to get up I’m doing a good job of bawli...
NEIL LECKMAN Bad answers for employment questions:
Employer: I see here that you worked for the state ...
NEIL LECKMAN Overheard vampire conversation.
"Is that Ophelia?"
"yep"
"She doesn't look well"
NEIL LECKMAN I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!
NEIL LECKMAN What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?
NEIL LECKMAN When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
NEIL LECKMAN If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?
NEIL LECKMAN Bad questions at employment interviews:
"Is your drug test graded on a curve?
NEIL LECKMAN I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!
NEIL LECKMAN If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!
NEIL LECKMAN Headstones:
What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!"
"This time I'll count to...
NEIL LECKMAN I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.
NEIL LECKMAN Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the night
Guarding virtues that lie like forgotten sta...
NEIL LECKMAN You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother
NEIL LECKMAN One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in t...
NEIL LECKMAN
So I'm a square! Well, at least I'm not a square peg in a round hole. LORETTA YOUNG
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole AMERICAN PROVERB
You had better be a round peg in a square hole than a round peg in a round hole. The latter is in fo... ELBERT HUBBARD I'm a triangular peg in a square and round hole world
JIM MCLAUGHLIN
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. PETE ROSE
Square meals often make round people. E. JOSEPH COSSMAN It is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician.
AUGUSTUS DE MORGAN It is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician.
AUGUSTUS DE MORGAN Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.
BENNY BELLAMACINA
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. PETE ROSE We've never sold it. We cut everything fresh and package it ourselves.
JEFF GOLC
Unless the hole is MEANT to be square,' I said with a sudden erudition that surprised me, 'in which ... JASPER FFORDE
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. ANONYMOUS
They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball and they tell you to hit it square. WILLIE STARGELL Autists are the ultimate square pegs, and the problem with pounding a square peg into a round hole i...
PAUL COLLINS You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unb...
WHY YAWNING IS CONTAGIOUS
You want a round table meeting, we can have a round table meeting.""I love round tables," said...
CASSANDRA CLARE
Come, knit hands, and beat the ground
In a light fantastic round. JOHN MILTON
Come, knit hands, and beat the ground, / in a light fantastic round. JOHN MILTON They say "the taste of the pudding is in the eating," but that doesn't apply to "a square peg in a r...
OLAOTAN FAWEHINMI
This is the spot where I will lie When life has had enough of me,
These are the grasses ...
SARA TEASDALE They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats"
I was halfway back t...
NEIL LECKMAN
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his s... MARK TWAIN Of this there shall be for the sanctuary five hundred in length, with five hundred in breadth, squar...
BIBLE
I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square."Magnus, pg. 137
CASSANDRA CLARE
I have made clear that we can not accept a final package on the round that does not have a meaningfu... ROB PORTMAN
There is no neutral ground in the universe; every square inch, every split second, is claimed by God... C.S. LEWIS
I recently sold a house in Laguna for $3.5 million. It was on about 2,000 square feet of land, maybe... WARREN BUFFETT A misfit is like the round peg that cannot fit into the square hole or the running river that just c...
PEARL ZHU
We shall generally find that the triangular person has got into
the square hole, the oblong into th... SYDNEY SMITH
How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-ha... C.S. LEWIS
Most people don't know that Congo Square was originally a Muscogee ceremonial ground... in New O... JOY HARJO
I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud NEIL GAIMAN That's me. I can be me a bit at home, but I'm kind of like a square peg in a round hole.
MICK RALPHS To say I've suddenly discovered the military needs to be involved is like saying wheels should be ro...
MICHAEL GREENBERGER This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I'l...
PAUL GIAMATTI When Cookie sold you a dummy, you had to pay to get back into the ground.
JIM BAXTER Since severance packages generally are contractual, the issue is not the size of the severance packa...
CHARLES ELSON (Neil) is a returning starter who has a lot of speed, covers a lot of ground in the outfield, and ha...
JEFF HERRICK Everything about Andrew was hot, from the hands holding him down to the mouth steadily taking Neil a...
NORA SAKAVIC
Why do people respect the package rather than the man? MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE
You're trying to get the lyrics and melody to coexist. And sometimes you're trying to fit a square p... ANDREW BIRD This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I&#...
PAUL GIAMATTI Certain social situations make me feel like a square peg in a round hole. Realising you can connect ...
LINDI ORTEGA The moral high ground is a lovely place. It won’t stop a missile, though. It won’t alter the tra...
JAMES S.A. COREY
I don't understand why people insist on pitting concepts of evolution and creation against each othe... GARTH STEIN Hands across the sea, Feet on English ground, The old blood is bold blood, the wide world roun...
BYRON WEBBER You know, it was a small, independent movie and with Paramount becoming involved, it was obviously a...
RAY LIOTTA But is it a mania? This week, I spoke with a friend who bought a 2,000 square foot house in Orange C...
GARY NORTH All the girls have been working hard lately. Today we gave away some shots in the afternoon round, b...
CHRIS WILSON It was a tough first-round match. She has a pretty solid game, the whole package. She's very aggress...
ELENA DEMENTIEVA What people need to realize is that fire season is a year-round problem. If you don't have snow on t...
JUSTIN DOMBROWSKI On many issues, we have found common ground. But we have a gulf between us on job security, particul...
KAREN SCHULTZ There's a real buzz about the place. I've been shown round the ground and the facilities and I'm rea...
MATT GAFA Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your ...
BIBLE Maria losing in the first round is a classic example why no tournament should center all of publicit...
ANNE WORCESTER
I was always an odd girl; I managed to alienate a lot of people. I felt like a square peg in a round... ALISON MOYET Love comes a long way 'round, so reach for the sky and keep your feet on the ground."
TOMMY POLO While he is in Boise, Vice President Cheney ought to explain why the Bush administration sold out th...
HOWARD DEAN If a square peg doesn’t fit a round hole, neither the peg nor the hole is to blame. Between two pe...
JEFFREY BRYANT We never suspected that Neil was anything other than a loving father, a trusted son-in-law and a hus...
JOSEPH FLAHERTY They're in Europe this year, ... They play really good attacking soccer. That's the way Keegan likes...
CLAUDIO REYNA Before the Charles fight, he fought Jimmy Beau in a main event at Madison Square Garden. He won a 10...
DON HAMILTON A lot of it is upgrading. People who bought a general admission package in the past may buy a (bette...
BRYON CARNEY
If you go to the supermarket and buy a package of food and look at the photo on the front, the food ... MARTIN PARR I foresee him winning in the first round. In the second round, we'll see how it goes. We're underdog...
EDDIE MARQUEZ
Interesting thing, these fellows never seem to get the idea of perspective-'The Bursar thought...
TERRY PRATCHETT
'Coraline' is Neil Gaiman's book, it sold a lot, it has a big fan base. It was originall... HENRY SELICK Seeing Neil Entwistle standing accused of this awful crime gives us little comfort and only adds to ...
JOE FLAHERTY
Sydney, I'm so happy to see you again. If there's anything I can do for you, please let me know. And... RICHELLE MEAD
I didn't call for a ballot at the start of the miners' strike in 1984. I'll regret that ... 
What I've learned over the years is that the craft of songwriting is trying to take the personal... 
The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vis... 
Well, I think we tried very hard not to be overconfident, because when you get overconfident, that&#... 
I set out to do a horror film with 'Dog Soldiers,' and what I came out with at the end of th... 
It's a brilliant surface in that sunlight. The horizon seems quite close to you because the curv... 
As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the ... 
There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradis... 
Roman history was kind of unavoidable where I was growing up. It was everywhere - all the place name... 
I would like to dive in Vietnam and Cambodia. 
Never ask a woman if you may kiss her. Instead, learn to read body language. 
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. 
Now I call myself a bleeding heart libertarian. Because I do believe in the principles of Libertaria... 