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How to contact in case of an emergency?

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I prefer movies.
I prefer cats.
I prefer the oaks along the Warta...
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As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer.
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He was mighty tickled and was a good kid. But I had to give him a lecture on keeping a phone number ...
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TODD: Well, listen, Neil. I-I appreciate this concern, but I-I'm not like you.All right? You, you, y...
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I had a million things running through my mind the other day.
Suddenly I realized I didn't kno...
NEIL LECKMAN, WURMS
The other day I was trying to enjoy the sunset of my mind when I realized we were on daylight saving...
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People are not an interruption of our business. People are our business.
A man's worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.
It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The more intelligent a man is, the more originality he discovers in men. Ordinary people see no diff...
The intelligence is proved not by ease of learning, but by understanding what we learn.
Communication is something so simple and difficult that we can never put it in simple words.
Like threads of silver seen through crystal beads
Let love through good deeds show.
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
In everyone's heart stirs a great homesickness.
That is the supreme value of history. The study of it is the best guarantee against repeating it.
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our experience.
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first ti...
To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of...
Some families can trace their ancestors back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their chi...
A recent survey was said to prove that the people we Americans most admire are our politicians and d...
If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does it twice, you are a fool.
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Courage is always greatest when blended with meekness; intellectual ability is most admired when it ...
Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless.
Friendship is love with understanding.
So few people think. When we find one who really does, we call him a genius
Your life can't go according to plan if you have no plan.
Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue.
An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, is to have li...
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
If you would attain greatness, think no little thoughts.
We are born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.
People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good...
The guilty catch themselves.
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.
Hate pollutes the mind.
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.
To feel "fit as a fiddle" you must tone down your middle.
Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming t...
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."
It is impossible to make wisdom hereditary.
Honesty is a question of right or wrong, not a matter of policy.
It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching the t...
Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for ...
Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
"What made the deepest impression upon you?" inquired a friend one day of Lincoln, "when you stood i...
It isn't easy for an idea to squeeze itself into a head filled with prejudice.
Too many people run out of ideas long before they run out of words.
Imagination is the pontoon bridge making way for the timid feet of reason.
Practical observation commonly consists of collecting a few facts and loading them with guesses.
Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and u...
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, Providence, - what are they?
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
One look around us ought to show that all our arbitrary measures and bounds have been clamped on us ...
No punishment of the unrighteous has ever been too severe in the eyes of the righteous.
Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break.
The best leader is the one who has the sense to surround himself with outstanding people and self-re...
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand.
Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea
Old age may seem a long way off. But on the day it doesn't, it will be too late to do anything about...
Age withers only the outside.
Where ambition ends happiness begins.
The best answer to answer to anger is silence.
The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
People who know the least always argue the most.
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
What we are doing at the moment is more that just one thing added to the rest; it is a memoir.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes
The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what it does believe.
He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance
It is better to live richly than to die rich.
On his examination paper a boy wrote, "A natural death is where you die by yourself without a doctor...
Many things are worse than defeat,and compromise with evil is one of them.
Desire for security keeps littleness little and threatens the great with smallness.
We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the herd-instinct...
A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.
Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of your life.
Mistakes are a great educator when one is honest enough to admit them and willing to learn from them

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They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats"
I was halfway back t...
NEIL LECKMAN
I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This ...
NEIL LECKMAN
Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for h...
NEIL LECKMAN
My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick.
I always pictured an all ...
NEIL LECKMAN
NEIL LECKMAN I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notic...
NEIL LECKMAN
I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!
NEIL LECKMAN
Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to ...
NEIL LECKMAN
Sat in the Jacuzzi last night looking at the dark recesses of the nozzles. Remembering the story I w...
NEIL LECKMAN
They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.
NEIL LECKMAN
I'll give you something to cry about!!
Hell, no need to get up I’m doing a good job of bawli...
NEIL LECKMAN
Bad answers for employment questions:

Employer: I see here that you worked for the state ...
NEIL LECKMAN
Why is ground round sold in a square package?
NEIL LECKMAN
Overheard vampire conversation.
"Is that Ophelia?"
"yep"
"She doesn't look well"
NEIL LECKMAN
I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!
NEIL LECKMAN
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?
NEIL LECKMAN
When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
NEIL LECKMAN
I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at bein...
NEIL LECKMAN
If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?
NEIL LECKMAN
Bad questions at employment interviews:

"Is your drug test graded on a curve?
NEIL LECKMAN
I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!
NEIL LECKMAN
If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!
NEIL LECKMAN
Headstones:

What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!"

"This time I'll count to...
NEIL LECKMAN
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.
NEIL LECKMAN
Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the night
Guarding virtues that lie like forgotten sta...
NEIL LECKMAN
You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother
NEIL LECKMAN
One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in t...
NEIL LECKMAN
Turn your diodes this way and pulse...
NEIL LECKMAN
I had a million things running through my mind the other day.
Suddenly I realized I didn't kno...
NEIL LECKMAN, WURMS
The other day I was trying to enjoy the sunset of my mind when I realized we were on daylight saving...
NEIL LECKMAN, WURMS
I didn't call for a ballot at the start of the miners' strike in 1984. I'll regret that ...
NEIL KINNOCK
I don't even listen to music when I'm off tour.
VINCE NEIL
I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire aft...
VINCE NEIL
With technology now, you can go in and sing a song, and for $100,000, you will sound flawless.
VINCE NEIL
I appreciate the 'Surreal Life.' I had a really positive experience on that show, and with t...
VINCE NEIL
I think the world is ready for some rock 'n' roll. Some real time guys that play their own i...
VINCE NEIL
Everybody has forgotten about showmanship. People don't look like rock stars any more. They just...
VINCE NEIL
Man, I have had so much plastic surgery, I don't even recognize myself, sometimes. If I catch a ...
VINCE NEIL
What I've learned over the years is that the craft of songwriting is trying to take the personal...
NEIL PEART
For many, the icon of the British Museum is the Rosetta Stone, that administrative by-product of the...
NEIL MACGREGOR
TV serves us most usefully when presenting junk-entertainment; it serves us most ill when it co-opts...
NEIL POSTMAN
I don't look at a knife the way I used to. I'm more aware of what it is. I think twice. This...
NEIL YOUNG
The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vis...
NEIL GAIMAN
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery.
NEIL DIAMOND
I have so many opinions about everything it just comes out during my music. It's a battle for me...
NEIL YOUNG
I didn't really know what I was doing when I started. I just started writing songs. After two so...
NEIL YOUNG
Some people put down all presidents. If you say anything good about any of them, they think you'...
NEIL YOUNG
I totally have no other talent and I would be totally out of work if I did anything else.
NEIL YOUNG
I don't think that one day really relates to the next day in life.
NEIL YOUNG
I'll never be Bob Dylan. He's the master.
NEIL YOUNG
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you&...
NEIL YOUNG
Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go ...
NEIL YOUNG
One new feature or fresh take can change everything.
NEIL YOUNG
To protect our freedoms, it seems we're going to have to relinquish some of our freedoms for a s...
NEIL YOUNG
The rockets and the satellites, spaceships that we're creating now, we're pollinating the un...
NEIL YOUNG
The thing about my music is, there really is no point.
NEIL YOUNG
We need to spread out now in the universe. I think in 100 years we'll be living on other planets...
NEIL YOUNG
I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time.
NEIL YOUNG
When the punk thing came along and I heard my friends saying, I hate these people with the pins in t...
NEIL YOUNG
Something comes along and you have to jump on and do it. You can't stop until it's done.
NEIL YOUNG
Rock and roll is here to stay.
NEIL YOUNG
Earth is a flower and it's pollinating.
NEIL YOUNG
As I get older, I get smaller. I see other parts of the world I didn't see before. Other points ...
NEIL YOUNG
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
NEIL YOUNG
Well, I think we tried very hard not to be overconfident, because when you get overconfident, that&#...
NEIL ARMSTRONG
I set out to do a horror film with 'Dog Soldiers,' and what I came out with at the end of th...
NEIL MARSHALL
I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we ...
NEIL ARMSTRONG
People love conspiracy theories.
NEIL ARMSTRONG
It's a brilliant surface in that sunlight. The horizon seems quite close to you because the curv...
NEIL ARMSTRONG
As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the ...
NEIL ARMSTRONG
In much of society, research means to investigate something you do not know or understand.
NEIL ARMSTRONG
I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of min...
NEIL ARMSTRONG
I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks, but for the ledger of our daily...
NEIL ARMSTRONG
NASA has been one of the most successful public investments in motivating students to do well and ac...
NEIL ARMSTRONG
I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth.
NEIL ARMSTRONG
Pilots take no special joy in walking. Pilots like flying.
NEIL ARMSTRONG
I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer.
NEIL ARMSTRONG
The Eagle has landed.
NEIL ARMSTRONG
Geologists have a saying - rocks remember.
NEIL ARMSTRONG
When you're starting off as a young writer, you look at all the stuff that's gone before and...
NEIL GAIMAN
When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house that had been divided in two at one point, which mean...
NEIL GAIMAN
There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradis...
NEIL GAIMAN
I had a complicated life until I was 25. I was born in Bristol and was brought up by my mum and my s...
NEIL CROSS
For a while we were chasing a book by Graham Greene to do Brighton Rock as a musical. We didn't ...
NEIL TENNANT
In fact, Moon came on tour with us for a bit just before a big festival in Brighton, I think.
NEIL INNES
The world always seems brighter when you've just made something that wasn't there before.
NEIL GAIMAN
The British Museum was founded with a civic purpose: to allow the citizen, through reasoned inquiry ...
NEIL MACGREGOR
A collection that embraces the whole world allows you to consider the whole world. That is what an i...
NEIL MACGREGOR
Roman history was kind of unavoidable where I was growing up. It was everywhere - all the place name...
NEIL MARSHALL
All your questions can be answered, if that is what you want. But once you learn your answers, you c...
NEIL GAIMAN
Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure wh...
NEIL GAIMAN
I would like to dive in Vietnam and Cambodia.
NEIL MORRISSEY
Go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break...
NEIL GAIMAN
Words save our lives, sometimes.
NEIL GAIMAN
Never ask a woman if you may kiss her. Instead, learn to read body language.
NEIL STRAUSS
When I was 7, my proudest possession would have been my bookshelf 'cause I had alphabetized all ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
NEIL GAIMAN
I think I’ll dismember the world and then I’ll dance in the wreckage.
NEIL GAIMAN
Our politics, religion, news, athletics, education and commerce have been transformed into congenial...
NEIL POSTMAN
I like the stars. It's the illusion of permanence, I think. I mean, they're always flaring up and ca...
NEIL GAIMAN
That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind
NEIL ARMSTRONG
Idris: Are all people like this?
The Doctor: Like what?
Idris: So much bigger on the insid...
NEIL GAIMAN
Better to burn out than rust out.
NEIL YOUNG
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
NEIL SIMON
These men were wrongfully rejected, the veterans. The fighting man should never have been blamed for...
NEIL SHEEHAN
Now I call myself a bleeding heart libertarian. Because I do believe in the principles of Libertaria...
NEIL PEART
Gods, religions and national boundaries are absolutely imaginary. They don't tend to exist. As soon ...
NEIL GAIMAN
I started blogging a decade ago because I like blogging. Writing's a kind of lonely thing to do,...
NEIL GAIMAN
I've been blogging since February of 2001. When I started blogging, it was a dinosaur blog. It w...
NEIL GAIMAN
Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’

Bod thought for a mo...
NEIL GAIMAN
Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
NEIL GAIMAN
We...we could be friends.'

We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing Afric...
NEIL GAIMAN
What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?'
'Cats don't have names,'...
NEIL GAIMAN
There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they we...
NEIL GAIMAN
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
NEIL GAIMAN
That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
NEIL GAIMAN
I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.
NEIL GAIMAN
CORALINE'S STORY
THERE WAS A GIRL HER NAME WAS APPLE. SHE USED TO DANCE A LOT. SHE DANCED AND D...
NEIL GAIMAN
Sleep my little baby-oh
Sleep until you waken
When you wake you'll see the world
If I...
NEIL GAIMAN
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
NEIL GAIMAN
Does it make you feel big to make a little boy cry?
NEIL GAIMAN
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at t...
NEIL GAIMAN
25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming swo...
NEIL GAIMAN
I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to lo...
NEIL GAIMAN
People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are re...
NEIL GAIMAN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
NEIL GAIMAN
The gods we prayed to when we were young used up their time so long ago. They cannot answer anymore....
NEIL GAIMAN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and...
NEIL GAIMAN
Oh, he'll help us whether he wants to or not. I told the truth. I would not kill him. The death-curs...
NEIL GAIMAN
I am the mother of Odin's stallion, Sleipnir. I am the father of Fenrir Sun-Eater, and of Hel Half-R...
NEIL GAIMAN
He estado haciendo una lista de las cosas que no te enseñan en la escuela. Ellos no te enseñan có...
NEIL GAIMAN
I'll tell you a secret. A raven created the world. When Noah sent him out to find land, he couldn't ...
NEIL GAIMAN
It must be a real betrayal, when your body turns against you.

I wonder if she likes flow...
NEIL GAIMAN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Facets, Matthew. Each facet catches the light in its own way. It glints and sparkles and flashes uni...
NEIL GAIMAN
Love takes hostages.
NEIL GAIMAN
We are all improved by the glow of memory.
NEIL GAIMAN
As-tu déjà été amoureux? C'est horrible non? Ca rend si vulnérable. Ca t'ouvre la poitrine et l...
NEIL GAIMAN
MORPHEUS: I did not intend to hurt you,

THESSALY: And what if you did not? Intent and out...
NEIL GAIMAN
Delirium: You use that word so much. Responsibilities. Do you ever think about what that means? I me...
NEIL GAIMAN
There is a madness, yes, this is true. Few mortals possess it, the willingness to step away from the...
NEIL GAIMAN
I suppose the point you grow up is the point you let the dreams go.
NEIL GAIMAN
Can't say I've ever been too fond of beginnings, myself. Messy little things. Give me a good ending ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and ...
NEIL GAIMAN
I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a l...
NEIL GAIMAN
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no cl...
NEIL GAIMAN
All around me darkness gathers,
Fading is the sun that shone,
We must speak of other mat...
NEIL GAIMAN
We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
NEIL GAIMAN
We make choices. No one else can live our lives for us. And we must confront and accept the conseque...
NEIL GAIMAN
You don't have to stay anywhere forever.
NEIL GAIMAN
Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life......
NEIL GAIMAN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
NEIL GAIMAN
She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the horizon. You think you k...
NEIL GAIMAN
I think I fell in love with her, a little bit. Isn't that dumb? But it was like I knew her. Like she...
NEIL GAIMAN
We who make stories know that we tell lies for a living. But they are good lies that say true things...
NEIL GAIMAN
It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire me...
NEIL GAIMAN
You'll think this is a bit silly, but I'm a bit--well, I have a thing about birds."
"What, a ph...
NEIL GAIMAN
Nobody looks like what they really are on the inside. You don’t. I don’t. People are much more c...
NEIL GAIMAN
There was a smile dancing on his lips, although it was a wary smile, for the world is a bigger place...
NEIL GAIMAN
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glitt...
NEIL GAIMAN
The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, ...
NEIL PASRICHA
Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?
NEIL GAIMAN
Stories, like people and butterflies and songbirds' eggs and human hearts and dreams, are also fragi...
NEIL GAIMAN
Stories you read when you're the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or w...
NEIL GAIMAN
There's none so blind as those who will not listen.
NEIL GAIMAN
Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell u...
NEIL GAIMAN
There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart’s Desire.
NEIL GAIMAN
For tea she went down to see Misses Spink and Forcible. She had three digestive biscuits, a glass of...
NEIL GAIMAN
She sat down on one of her grandmother's uncomfortable armchairs, and the cat sprang up into her lap...
NEIL GAIMAN
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said...
NEIL GAIMAN
For a moment she felt utterly dislocated. She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure ...
NEIL GAIMAN
It won't hurt, said her other father. Coraline knew that when grown-ups told you something wouldn't ...
NEIL GAIMAN
There's a but, isn't there?" said Coraline. "I can feel it. Like a rain cloud.
NEIL GAIMAN
On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Co...
NEIL GAIMAN
They were having an argument as old and comfortable as an armchair, the kind of argument that no one...
NEIL GAIMAN
The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be...
NEIL GAIMAN
The world seemed to shimmer a little at the edges.
NEIL GAIMAN
You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.
'You have a very funny way of showing it,' ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don'...
NEIL GAIMAN
Oh- my twitchy witchy girl
I think you are so nice,
I give you bowls of porridge
And ...
NEIL GAIMAN
I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by weari...
NEIL GAIMAN
Coraline shivered. She preferred her other mother to have a location: if she were nowhere, then she ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Mirrors,' she said, 'are never to be trusted.
NEIL GAIMAN
Nothing’s changed. You’ll go home. You’ll be bored. You’ll be ignored. No one will listen to...
NEIL GAIMAN
We are small but we are many
We are many we are small
We were here before you rose
We...
NEIL GAIMAN
I have no plans to love you," said Coraline. "No matter what. You can't make me love you.
NEIL GAIMAN
The sky had never seemed so sky; the world had never seemed so world.
NEIL GAIMAN
The names are the first things to go, after the breath has gone, and the beating of the heart. We ke...
NEIL GAIMAN
It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning,...
NEIL GAIMAN
But how can you walk away from something and still come back to it?
NEIL GAIMAN
How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I s...
NEIL GAIMAN
Because,' she said, 'when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.
NEIL GAIMAN
I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got ev...
NEIL GAIMAN
I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies.
NEIL GAIMAN
You have to believe. Otherwise, it will never happen.
NEIL GAIMAN
I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody...
NEIL GAIMAN
You've a good heart. Sometimes that's enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it's not.
NEIL GAIMAN
What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it�...
NEIL GAIMAN
I’m not happy about any of this,” said Thor. “I’m going to kill somebody soon, just to relie...
NEIL GAIMAN
Fair enough,” said Thor. “What’s the price?” “Freya’s hand in marriage.” “He just wa...
NEIL GAIMAN

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