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Optimism, n. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.


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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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DEYTH BANGER See the world for what it is.
BEAUTIFUL!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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SUZY KASSEM It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN Godliness is not just a doctrine, a belief or a principle, it has a personality.
SUNDAY ADELAJA It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive...
DAN FLAVIN When you add love to sex, it feels as if your soul is being drawn from the chains of gravity into th...
CHLOE THURLOW Love? I always thought love was just something that ate away your sanity, left you with an inferiori...
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By doing what's best for them.
Then how would you love your...
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ANMOL P. JAORA Beautiful is he who recognizes what is truly beautiful even if the surface is ugly. Truthful is he w...
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Please try to describe the picture as ...
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At the core of this desire is the belief that ...
DAVID LEVITHAN OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white. A pessimist applied to God for relief.
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JOHNATHAN SAFRAN FOER He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful person, to be, as sim...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Our love was the affliction for which only our love was the cure.
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER They do not desire anything more than everything they have known.
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JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get...
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SAM HARRIS What we have and what is our strength, is our joy in life; our interest in life, in all it moral asp...
ASGER JORN Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.
SOPHIA LOREN People are so worried about being beautiful, they forgot what real ugly is.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Timing is everything.
MOLLY SIMS Timing is everything.
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ROBERT WILSON Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes cert...
ROBERT ANTON WILSON Where we've gotten mixed up is that we believe actions follow belief. But experience creates belief....
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CORIN NEMEC Relax! Life is beautiful!
DAVID L. WOLPER Beautiful. And ugly. The world is always both.
ANN AGUIRRE Money is not everything.
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VICE PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE What is sin?
It is the glory of God not honored.
The holiness of God not reverenced.
...
JOHN PIPER Love is insanity, apparently.
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JULIE ANNE LONG Love without reason is fleeting; love without emotion, dry.
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MICHAEL KEATON Courage is feeling justly afraid and yet still doing what is right.
SHANNON HALE Life is a beautiful disease. Death is an ugly cure.
WOHI PURANA Life is beautiful, but it is also so damn ugly.
MOMMY MOO MOO Love is a beautiful feeling.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Do what is best for you; it will be the best for the world.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Life is beautiful but people are crazy.
CHARLES OSGOOD Life is beautiful because it doesn't last.
BRIT MARLING Open your mind to fill it with everything that is beautiful. Ignore the rest.
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GARY F EVANS... No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.
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AMBROSE BIERCE TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeab...
AMBROSE BIERCE Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
AMBROSE BIERCE Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
AMBROSE BIERCE Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and wa...
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