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TERENCE T. GORSKI As far as cities go, Havana is a festering treasure chest, a primary color.
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MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart follows the horse... If one spe...
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NATHAN ELMO MELO Every State has the primary duty to protect its own population from grave and sustained violations o...
POPE BENEDICT XVI I watch him go, and wonder if being good isn't its own punishment as much as it's supposed to be its...
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REBECCA SOLNIT Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
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[Lat., Gloria virtutem tanquam umbra sequitur.]
CICERO (MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO) Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.
CICERO Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.
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BARRY AXELROD A culture that pushes God out of its world cannot expect to feel secure as if God were in it.
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IF RICHARD KIRTLEY He had no clue who I was.
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MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
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JOHN MUIR We enter parliament in order to supply ourselves, in the arsenal of democracy, with its own weapons....
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JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma...
JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h...
JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY