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I'm excited about signing and I'm excited to get there. I'm not coming in there to look. I'm coming there to play.


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Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten.
CARSTEN K. RATH Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA Expect me nigga like you'd expect jesus to come back expect me nigga im coming.
TUPAC SHAKUR There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie...
TOM EID Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun...
CHRIS SHIPLEY Think about visual IM (instant messaging).
RON GARRIQUES Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN Im very nurturing.
TAMARA ECCLESTONE Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i...
ED GOLOD Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP Okay.
JOHN GREEN Im in the state of Imbroglio
NOBLE DA GENIUS Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY Im trending therefore I am.
EDWARD SQUIRE Im finally glad to see this move forward,
JIM RICE Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ...
CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN I'm really excited because these are my first wins (at state). I kind of expected the 200 IM, but I ...
AMANDA FAULKNER the sentence im reading is terrific ...
J.D. SALINGER Im still betting on you. - Cinna.
SUZANNE COLLINS Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt.
KANYE WEST when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ...
DALLY SALAD Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.
ROSS LYNCH Today my mouth is bigger than my heart. Sorry seems to be the hardest word. But, I'm sorry. I Love Y...
FEMALE IMAGINATION When you take your step your dream comes true,you see the sky with fluffy clouds you take your breat...
SELENA GóMEZ A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ...
CHRIS CORNELL Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free.
NICK Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,...
NOT YER TYPICAL DORK Gerechtigkeit gibt es in der Hölle. Im Himmel herrscht Gnade.
JULI ZEH Beware the Asian Bear!!
MICHAEL IM I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING The issue of IM is that it's being used on the public networks. IM is subject to all the same proble...
ANDREW LOCHART Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth!
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER I' ve been shot five times but im still breathing living proof there a god if you need a reason.
TUPAC SHAKUR Im a trackstar running thru life, chasing my dream.
50 CENT revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out
NOBLE DA GENIUS Sad and lonely cannot be the same, Not if im sad in you're little crowd.
LAWRENCE P. LE BLANC Im a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl
BJORK Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli...
HARRY S TRUMAN try and kick me while im down ill break ur leg
LIL WAYNE Hail! Thou as victor crowned. [Ger., Heil dir im Siegerkranz.]
B.G. SCHUMACHER Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them.
ANDREW LOCHART You'll never find another like me because im the original.
RACHEL W Wenn die Einwände im Vordergrund stehen, rücken die Ideen in den Hintergrund.
CARSTEN K. RATH IT departments have spent a lot of money on security. They've hardened the castle walls but left the...
ART GILLILAND Im hoping that shell talk after the ride about her experiences and the foundation a bit.
GABRIELLE MURPHY Note To Kids: I Never Drunk Alcohol,, Smoked or did Drugs and Im Still Cool..
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL We're the IM generation. They're going to put our screen names on our tombstones.
JUSTIN YOUNG You can turn off the sun, but im still ganna shine!
JASON MRAZ Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend.
JOHN GREEN aliens are living on earth for along time,for those who think im talking about another race youre wr...
RAJA Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments...
NATHAN ELMO MELO Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.
MEGYN KELLY They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
JODI PICOULT Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side
DALLAS GREEN im still waiting for that kiss when my leg [(P o p s)]*
MEGAN »Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.«
»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«
CHRISTOPHER MOORE IM is inherently new to a lot of people, ... There is big gap between regular users and those who fe...
FRANCIS COSTELLO My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot im a phenominon i had to interpose
NOBLE DA GENIUS I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish.
MICHAEL JORDAN I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it.
TURCOIS OMINEK Your words don't match your vibe,
& im trusting my gut this time.
NIKKI ROWE Kennst du das Land, wo die Zitronen blühn, Im dunklen Laub die Goldorangen glühn.
MAEVE BINCHY Im more in love with Rock n Roll today than other things. It grows, you know?
BON SCOTT Al Qaida tötete im gesamten Westen, in Amerika und Europa, in den letzten 14 Jahren über 3300 Mens...
JüRGEN TODENHöFER i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not
KURT COBAIN Microsoft and Yahoo share a commitment to deliver IM interoperability while keeping consumer securit...
BROOKE RICHARDSON Die Hauptfragen im Leben muss man sich selbst beantworten - und beantwortet man sich wirklich selbst...
HEINRICH HEINE Im 5 ft 1 ½. That bonus ½ is just as important because every little bit matters
JANNA CACHOLA Although IM threats were down this month, companies need to be aware that we view this as a temporar...
DON MONTGOMERY I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl...
NIKKI ROWE I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet However I like that feeli...
BENJABR, HASSAN You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there.
J.D. SALINGER Im for rules but when rules conflicts humanity i will stand against it at all cost
MICHAEL STRONG This weird separation of e-mail and IM didn't seem good to us. It's definitely a problem we all have...
KEITH COLEMAN i's in my writing are never capitalized because in the story of my life im just the supporting chara...
IJIRASHIIJACK Cool,” I said. “You can IM with the Council from campus. Maybe you can command people to do your...
RICHELLE MEAD I don't know limits, that's why I'am infinite and even when im gone I will still remain Sun
DALADIER 2 pebbles chatting each other up in a bar first says "are you married ?" second says , "No im shingl...
FEMALE IMAGINATION I'm higher than most places on this island, but Im not going to take a chance of a 150 mph wind blow...
PAT PATTERSON Im going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here.
ROY ACUFF After taking a break to reflect on the growth of the internet marketing industry, Im excited to laun...
ANDY BEAL Since Im going to beat her again the 3rd time ....may opponent in scrabble asked me- Have you been r...
MELGA AGUILLON Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) [I]m Internet [ist] Aufmerksamkeit eine echte Ware geworden, die sich bereits im Moment ihrer Entste...
SASCHA LOBO [Considering that a Pew Internet study in July found that three-quarters of online teens use IM, the...
JUSTIN YOUNG I myself am also a small investor in Slack, and one can count four to five IM platforms that were la...
JAAN TALLINN Glumite da ste dobri ljudi. Al' retko ko je istinski dobar čovek. Mnogo su češće ljudi dobri jer...
MARKO ŠELIć It's Tommy this, and Tommy that, and 'chuck 'im out, the brute,' But it's 'Savior of his Country,' W...
RUDYARD KIPLING I've had some surgery and shoulder problems.
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JOSH BILLINGS To write a story about New York that only deals with people in your age and socioeconomic bracket, t...
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JOSH BILLINGS Just because you know stuff doesn't mean you are smart... You have to know how to use that informati...
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JOSH STERN Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

I tell my dat...
JOSH STERN Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
JOSH BILLINGS The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
JOSH LANYON A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end....
JOSH LANYON Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.
JOSH BILLINGS Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
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JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS