2 pebbles chatting each other up in a bar first says "are you married ?" second says , "No im shingle"

Loud music always helps with the cleaning

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

You hold my every moment You calm my raging seas You walk with me through fire And heal all my disease

Just been given a free bag for life. Great... Luks like i'm not gunna be here much longer cuz the bloody thing broke

Life is full of possibilities.. All you need are batteries!