Loud music always helps with the cleaning

Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music,and the dancers knock each other down."

Just been given a free bag for life. Great... Luks like i'm not gunna be here much longer cuz the bloody thing broke

Life is full of possibilities.. All you need are batteries!

2 pebbles chatting each other up in a bar first says "are you married ?" second says , "No im shingle"

Jesus turned water into wine. I just put a stick in a non-stick pan. Your move Jesus.