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I wish you wouldn't make the strings such an important part of your arrangements because frankly they're only a tax dodge!


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TOMMY LASORDA No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you ...
TOMMY LASORDA About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.
TOMMY LASORDA People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's tru...
TOMMY TRAN Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
TOMMY CHONG So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a lib...
TOMMY COOPER I like a lot of classic movies, like, for example, 'Citizen Kane', James Dean movies, etc, e...
TOMMY WISEAU People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing....
TOMMY CHONG The Ramones were not about having a good time. The closest thing probably was maybe Joey and Dee Dee...
TOMMY RAMONE The Dawn Wall and the Fitz Traverse were super-satisfying climbs. But I will always be searching for...
TOMMY CALDWELL Stand at the base and look up at 3,000 feet of blankness. It just looks like there's no way you ...
TOMMY CALDWELL I grew up a clumsy kid with bad hand-eye coordination. Yet here on El Cap, I felt as though I had st...
TOMMY CALDWELL When I was 15 years old, I used to actually dream I was pitching in Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey was ...
TOMMY LASORDA As a solo artist, I just felt cemented in front of the mike stand. There was very little time to pla...
TOMMY SHAW I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.
TOMMY LASORDA If the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Co...
TOMMY FRANKS Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around ...
TOMMY COOPER The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
TOMMY CHONG I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth.
TOMMY LASORDA I was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States in 1956. It was during the Hungarian...
TOMMY RAMONE Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it...
TOMMY CHONG I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans,...
TOMMY CHONG Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.
TOMMY LASORDA We have learned the need to be flexible or to have flexible forces, agile forces, who can move quick...
TOMMY FRANKS I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early...
TOMMY HILFIGER I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pu...
TOMMY LASORDA I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ...
TOMMY DOUGLAS There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and t...
TOMMY LASORDA You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
TOMMY CHONG A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age....
TOMMY COOPER Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o...
TOMMY MOTTOLA