I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.