That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.