My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.