My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!