What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"