If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.