Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.