The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

I have kept a diary,